There is a veritable gold mine on MPSIMS
it’s time to get new holes in my skin
Any of y’all been shot before?
Help me find a home for three dogs
Happy Birffday LaurAnge!
Looks like they found a tenth planet.
“Axis Of Evil”
Currently over in GQ:
Hiding my IP address
Is it possible to trace an IP, using an email sent to you?
And in IMHO:
What the future holds…
YOU are in charge!! What new laws will there be?
MPSIMS
Weird goings on for which you never heard an explanation.
At long last, I am pregnant!
Here I kneel at work, in the toilet, puking my guts up.
Job Interview – Wish me luck
I hope I never get THAT nervous before an interview. 
Well, it made ME laugh…
Here I kneel at work, in the toilet, puking my guts up.
It’s Your Birthday, Euty, and I Just Thought You Should Know…
Sheesh, most people just get a card.
FEH!
MPSIMS …
I’m still bitter about …
Losin’ My Religion (Or my Church, at any rate)
Is Spongebob gay?
In MPSIMS:
I’m still bitter about…
2 more shootings in MD. Let’s make a profile.
They just flowed together so well.
In MPSIMS this morning:
ChiDope Lunch Bunch?
“Axis Of Evil”
Cool, one of my threads is making it in the Sequential Thread Title threads.
One from the Pit yesterday:
Women suck!
Excuse me, Mr President?
2 more shootings in MD. Let’s make a profile.
Weird People in your Community
The Other Ones are coming! YES
Here a Starbuck’s, there a Starbuck’s, EVERYWHERE a freakin’ Starbuck’s!
2 more shootings in MD. Let’s make a profile.
Weird People in your Community
The Other Ones are coming! YES
Here a Starbuck’s, there a Starbuck’s, EVERYWHERE a freakin’ Starbuck’s!
A quadruple-header, just now in MPSIMS:
What I have dreamed about for two years now has finally happened
How many Dopers currently pregnant?
Here I kneel at work, in the toilet, puking my guts up
WOW! What a sexy voice!
As well as—
I’m still bitter about . . .
Squirrels! Squirrels! Sqirrels! Funky white squirrels!
Weird People in your Community
Meet nessa.
(Welcome to the Board, nessa!)
Right here, right now:
The humping didn’t work, so now he’s putting the head in his mouth.
When’s it time to call it quits?
Frustrated Faulk
Billy’s mostly naked auto repair, open for business!
Weird People in your Community
The mods, in alphabetical order
Look, I found another one:
Am I missing the point about law and it’s enforcement? Oooooohhhhh… Now I get it.
My roomie has athlete’s foot… eww.
Burnt Popcorn Smell: How Do I Get It OUT Of My Home??
Also…I should have seen this before I posted last:
Am I missing the point about law and it’s enforcement?
Oooooohhhhh… Now I get it.
From MPSIMS:
I have now seen it all on eBay.
Child for Sale - Only Three Years Old - Low Mileage
MPSIMS:
Why didn’t you wish me a happy birthday?
Happy birthday to Tsubaki, Metalhead, Melandry, Hattrick, and Slainte!