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Yup, it’s that time again.

Over in IMHO:

Why do husbands watch pornography?
Survey: How do you feel about pornography?
Ask the (big chain) video store clerk

Ummmm…that’s all I found. Anyone else?

I liked these:

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and the immortal:

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Sorry, Res. Couldn’t resist. :smiley:

What I posted over in the version where the OP didn’t take (reposted here so the Mods. can lock that one with a clear conscience)…

And Gazelle, I’ll get you for that!! :wink:

I’m going to hell for that…

In fact, I suspect you go down one level of hell for each duplicate post.

:slight_smile: Polywolyoxenfree!

Aw Res, don’t be so hard on yourself.

We’ve all done it.

But if you’re right, feel free to stop on by the Second Circle on the way down…

Ah, but it got better:

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Do you have recurring dreams?

And just to beat this horse past the possibility of recovery, when I opened MPSIMS just now, the first two threads were:

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I’m beginning to see a trend here…

Right now next to each other in MPSIMS

*“Best way to help a friend quit smoking”

“I quit smoking!!”*

Now that’s a good friend :slight_smile:

In MPSIMS right now:

Trouser Moistening Moments
Favorite pimple stories (maybe TMI)
How bad would it be to drink at 7:00 A.M. ?
I just finished my Christmas shopping !
(Christmas shopping usually tends to leave me wanting a drink afterwards.)

I’ve never posted in one of these before, but this combination, up as I opened this, struck me as hilarious:

How does AOL make any money?
A story about Hell

Pardon the bump, but currently in GQ we have:

Those pesky pop-ups
Do you get an erection while being hung?
Rare Wood

:smiley:

Just now in Great Debates:

Morality . . . Where Do You Think it Comes From?
Missouri, Hawaii and New Jersey

In MPSIMS today:

When are you going to croak?
Soon. Soon! SOON! I WILL BE AN UNCLE!

Just here, just now:

What Shall We Name Our Baby?
Viva Las Dopefest!

Here today:

My Toddler Neighbor Is COOL
I got accused of being a pedophile today…

Sometimes these are more amusing when spotted than when you read them in one of these threads – a sort of “You had to be there” reaction.

But this one will, I think, cause giggles in almost everybody…

In the Pit:

His4Ever, why are you telling lies about your Deity?
Jesus is not a hydrogen-powered sports car with VTOL that gives blowjobs!

Some MPSIMS spottings tonight:

Noboby Will Ever Deprive the American People the Right to Vote. Except…
I finally kissed a girl

On the radio this morning…
Looks like they found a tenth planet

I caught a baby!!
I’m so f**king stupid.

There’s a dead woman on my ballot!
SDMB black rifle club
2 more shootings in MD. Let’s make a profile.

MPSIMS:

it’s time to get new holes in my skin
Any of y’all been shot before?

Starring in MPSIMS right now and perhaps a Freudian slip but . . .

I’m still bitter about. . .
Viva Las Vegas Dopefest