Thanks. But I am having to come to terms with A: being 42 on the 16th and B: my daughter turning 18 this year.
I’ll just be over in the corner, sobbing melodramaticlly.
Virginia, I suspect, since that is my current location, but I am open to suggestions. Have Captain, will travel.
42 on the 14th!
I’ll be 30 on the 31st!!! 
Max.
The reason you’re not on the list is that you’ve never made it into any of the birthday threads before to state that your birthday was on Jan. 11.
Now that you have, though… you are on the list. Happy?
Do I even look at the Teemings profiles more than (let’s say) once every year? No, I do not.
I say you should have posted in last year’s January thread, and told us your birthday. As it is, you only get to be on the list this year. 
Don’t worry, it’s being kept handy now. Not like you ever spank me, anyhow… what does a girl have to do to get some around here? Or at least, some from you?
We have the Straight Dope Birthday List
Hmm. I don’t think I can read my own writing. I’ll have to check whether it says “dbygawdcam” or “dbygawdcapn” later.
Sorry about that, whether it’s wrong in the original list… or whether I just read it wrong at 12:50 AM.
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The reason you’re not on the list is that you’ve never made it into any of the birthday threads before to state that your birthday was on Jan. 11.
Now that you have, though… you are on the list. Happy?
Do I even look at the Teemings profiles more than (let’s say) once every year? No, I do not.
I say you should have posted in last year’s January thread, and told us your birthday. As it is, you only get to be on the list this year.
Don’t worry, it’s being kept handy now. Not like you ever spank me, anyhow… what does a girl have to do to get some around here? Or at least, some from you?
We have the Straight Dope Birthday List, the January 2003 birthday thread, and various other threads in which January birthdays may or may not be given a mention.
Hmm. I don’t think I can read my own writing. I’ll have to check whether it says “dbygawdcam” or “dbygawdcapn” later.
Sorry about that, whether it’s wrong in the original list… or whether I just read it wrong at 12:50 AM.
F_X
From what I remember:
lel
RJKUgly
Broken Doll
Anubis
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Me! waves hands about I’ll be seventeen on the 20th. Anyone else?
I preceded Adoptamom_II into this world by one day:
42 on the 13th
I’ll be 37 on January 6th!
I’m 27 days older than you, Maxxxie. You young whippersnappers, I just can’t keep up with you these days.
Thanks!
35 on the 29th. urk
Happy Birthday everyone else
[aside: change of nick; <–used to be carodin]
I’ll be 54 on the 26th. Whoopee!!
Captain on the 15th, birthday on the 22nd, and a tax return of $1850 shortly thereafter. You all really ought to be around these parts that week.
Tripler
27 years, but I don’t feel a day over 6 1/2.
Happy Birthday Chaco…
It wasn’t an issue with the list. I just don’t want to turn 31! It helps that I look about 23 though (seriously, I do look very young…I have had to show my friends my drivers license to prove my age)
Thanks, viva, but my birthday’s not for four more weeks. I’ll be 22 on the 30th. What’re you sending me? 
By the way, how’d you know my birthday, Flami? I’m almost certain I’ve never posted it on the boards.
I will be turning 20 on the 5th.
Two days of being a teenager left.
22 on the 6th. Whee!
Duly noted. Will be changed for next year, if I’m still doing this. (and I probably will be!)
All right, just checking then.
Finally, a name mention!
Grawk… and I was going to send you a birthday card with a bikini-clad woman on it, too. Then your… stuff… happened, which I don’t hold against you at all. Oh well, maybe some other year.
I’m not sure you did, but you did tell me once. I have a memory for birthdays… now, if only one in particular would get erased…
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Thanks Flamsterette of the X persuasion!
I’ll be a 45 year old in a few days