time travel hypothetical

OK, here’s what happened. You accidentally stumbled upon a Time Police arrest and helped them.

But now, you’re a time anomaly. You have to go. But since you helped them, they are going to try to be merciful.

They will send you back in the past , to any time you like.

They will give you any reasonable amount of period gear, clothing and the equivalent of $100,000.

Bad News- when you would be born, you die, since two of you cant exist at the same time. So, if you’re born in 1960, better pick a fair lifetime of living before that.

Oh, and* you can’t change time.* Your memories will be hazy, not exact. You will remember there is a big stock market crash in the early 19030s then a depression- but not the exact month or year. Nor will you be able to remember your ancestors, so you cant kill your grandfather. WWII is coming around 1940 or so, yes, but not Hitler.

You wont be able to invent anything, except maybe as far as it effects you- sure you can get your servants to wash their hands after handling the chamber pot, but you’ll have even less luck than Semmelweiss in getting the World to accept the Germ theory of disease.

Full inoculations vs anything that can be, some health problems cleared up, teeth all fixed up and a hypno course in the local language- or maybe a couple.

So when & where do you pick?

Assuming they are sending me back at my current age (67), I guess I don’t have to worry about being drafted, nor do I have to worry about living more than 30 years and probably quire a bit less I want to avoid the post WWI influenza (Even though I guess I might not be susceptible) so I guess I’ll pick 1920. I don’t drink so prohibition won’t bother me. I’ll remember a big stock market crash is coming in the 1930s (actually it was 1929). I guess I might similarly know that led to bank failures so I hope I put the money into US government bonds. I very well might not outlive the Great Depression to wee WW2.

Very workable and decent plan. (Yes, I know, 1929, but again, hazy)

Yes, they give you a flu shot and fix your heart or whatever, so you live a little longer, but not enough to cause a sensation. 30 years is about right.

You will remember a lot of gang violence in some of the big cities, but no details.

That amount of cash will see you thru the Great Depression.

Only one posters? Geez, I guess I need to change my name to Skald!

Okay. I’ll play. Time travel isn’t really my thing, but what the heck?

  1. Just too young to fight in WW1, perfect for the Roaring 20’s, (I’d get more Flapper than the Crane Company! :smiley: ), brew my own beer during Prohibition, learn to fly, ride out the Depression with the cash, sign up for WW2 as a fighter pilot. I’d fly P-47s, P-38s and P-51s in Europe. Either die in combat, or slip out 20-odd years down the road suddenly in my sleep.

If I did survive the war, get into motorcycle and auto racing. Ah, those early days! Take home every Queen of the County Fair!

Love it!

"OK, here’s what happened. You accidentally stumbled upon a Time Police arrest and helped them.

But now, you’re a time anomaly. You have to go. But since you helped them, they are going to try to be merciful."

Doesn’t really make sense, ripping you out of your time is a bigger anomaly than your knowledge that they exist. Particularly if they can make it so

“Your memories will be hazy, not exact”

Taking you to the past will only exacerbate the anomaly problems. If they really can’t just leave you be and fudge up your brain enough to make it okay, the only option they have is to take you back to the future with them. I mean they have to get new timecops (and various support staff, even janitors!) somehow.

This is a tough one. The past would be a nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there. Plus these Time Cops aren’t even nice enough to give me enough money to live out the rest of our days in peaceful retirement.
Well, in for a penny, in for a pound. I guess I’d chose ancient Rome. Maybe buy a handful of gladiators and get into the gladiate’n business.
Can I bring my toothbrush at least?

Natural bristles and handle, yes.:stuck_out_tongue:

I’d choose Atlantis, about 12000 BCE. Then, I’d find the StarGate and slip out. :wink: