I just bought a box of Wheaties with a picture of a bowl of cereal on the front.
Well, times are so tough around here, I saw a politician pick up a penny off the street.
Times are so tough around here, I saw two lawyers talking, and they had their hands in *each other’s * pockets!
Times are so tough at my place that I have to get an erection just so I have somewhere to hang my towel.