One of my favorite Christmas “songs” is Christmas Dragnet (enjoy!). One of the running gags is the bit about the relish tray, with the scallions that most folks call green onions (but they’re really scallions).
Okay, so they’re scallions. Exactly what vegetable are these pedants referring to when they DO identify something as a green onion? Or is it their position that green onions aren’t really a thing?
But seriously, many items have different names by different people. Get over it. A rose, by any other name, would smell as sweet. Thank you Shakespeare.
