"Titanic Memorial Cruise": tempting fate in 2012

I thought this was a joke, but apparently it isn’t.

With the centenary coming up, mind you, I suspect events like this are just the tip of the iceberg.

(Nice of them to offer a return journey though.)

have they stated that the cruise ship is “unsinkable”?

They need to sign Joel Hodgson up as the entertainment director.

Does it include those gargantuan 6-course dinners? Sign me up!
Also, will we get to sing “{Nearer My God To Thee” as we attempt to get into the overcrowded lifeboats (men and cowards first)?
I wanna be the guy who locks the doors to steerage-can’t have the riff-raff disturbing 1st class, you know!

I predict the ship will founder not because of icebergs, but from everyone running up to the bow to stand there and shout “I’m the King of the World!”

I want the franchise following this ship with a big net. I’ll bet we rake in lots of costume jewelry.