Titanic

I’ve got a good source on some rage-infected monkeys.

If you’re talking about the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz, that’s just cruel. There are adults around here today who hide beneath the sofa cushions when that scene comes on. So, knowing Scylla, he’ll be able to scare the pants off the kidlets quite admirably.

(For me, it was when the witch’s toes curled up and disappeared under the house. Oogy oogy oogy!)

Uh, no, but I don’t know if this is better or worse.

BEERFEST!!!