Bill Brasky was my best man! He impregnated my new bride during the ceremony, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!
Bill Brasky wrote the “Spider-Man” comics for a coupla years. You know, the “Spider-Catamite Saga”?
He once took a swing at a grandfather clock 'cause it’s chime was too loud. 'Cause he was a mean drunk, and it was giving him a headache. Well, he missed, crashed into the pendulum case, and somehow went flying decades backwards through time. While he was there, he changed the end of World War II…so now the Italians didn’t win!
The hell of it was, that stupid clock wasn’t even working to begin with!
I wunce sawr him pe’form a appendectotomy on t’ree pregent nuns at th’ same time. He did th’ thurd one wit’ his teef. Den he d’livered all t’ree kids, whom he had persn’ly fathered on th’ nuns whilst dizgized as Jesus Christ. Tol’ 'em it wuz their wifely duty.
TO BRASS BILSKY!
<passes out>
the last ice age ended when bill brasky snorted all the glaciers, thinking they were his coke stash.
to bill brasky!
He made the brown acid!
He lobotomized Josef Hassid! ::Pause:: Brasky hadn’t ever heard of him, either!
He once built a Golem out of his own eye boogers! And it was the best damn linebacker the Giants ever had, 'til it went berserk!
Brasky’s murdered more threads than any other man alive—and we loved him for it!
[BillBrasky]Hi! I’m Bill Brasky and I just fathered an entire nation of physics geniuses who will solve the energy crisis[/BillBrasky]
To Bill Brasky!
His penis alone weighs 100lbs.! And his balls weigh 25, each!