as one woman in my knitting class said of the unicorn horn…
ribbed for her pleasure.
I just looked at that site, now I’m no longer at work. The filename “UNICORGY” should have warned me this was not wise, but I pressed on.
:dubious:
There’s just too much WRONG for one website, there.
Claymation Hell.
In my head, Goliath keeps saying “Davey…! Those aren’t the unicorns I remember reading about…!”
Unicorgy link doesn’t work for me…what is it?
What’s it sound like, cubby?
(I’m on my work computer now, so I ain’t clickin’, but I didn’t want to let this wonderful thread die! 
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Noooo, I want details.
ETA: Nevermind. Got way more than I bargained for.
[hijack] Unicorns don’t have wings. Pegasus has wings. Don’t dare give your unicorn wings or I will have to hunt you down and beat you.
Now back to your regularly scheduled thread…
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What if Pegasus had sex with a lady unicorn?
Are there lady unicorns? I was always disdainful of the suggestion of lady unicorns when I was a kid. Well, except for the wobbly horned mated pair of unicorns in Legend, I guess…that was all romantical.
Unfortunately, Googling an image search for “winged unicorns” produces enough sweetness and ick to send a diabetic right over the edge. Sorry, Shamrock227, but I think that battle’s been lost already.
Where do the little baby unicorns come from, then?
Same place cockatrice eggs come from.
Roosters lay unicorn eggs in dung heaps, too?
By the way, Skald, whatever happened with the Fabulous Plane book?
Unicorns and female horses are sexually compatible. Fantasy aside, a unicorn is simply a horny horse.
I see what you did there.
Nice.
Pegasus was not the only horse in Greek mythology with wings. For instance Poseidon gave Pelops a chariot pulled by four winged steeds (it’s in several vase paintings). One suspects that the horses who drew the hariot of Helios (that Phaethon later tried to drive) were winged as well (otherwise how could they pull the chariot through the sky?), although I don’t know of any such depictions. Finally, long before Clash of the Titans, Perseus was depicted riding a winged horse (It’s in Renaissance operas, but can be traced back at least to Ovid). You can say that WAS Pegasus, but, canonically, Pegasus was born from Medusa’s neck after Perseus decapitated her, so you;re stuck in an inconsistency there (though that’s never really bothered mythology. There are plenty of other examples).
Ain’t no unicorns in Greek mythology, by the way – the Greeks saw the unicorn as FACT – it was recorded in Ctesias’ book on India (which makes a lot of folks suspect that his Unicorn was really a Rhino). So there wasn’t any interbreeding betwee winged horses and unicorns.
Same as I did in post 15, you mean? 
Those ancient myth dudes knew what they were doing when they designed these beasts.
They just appear in sunny glades. Like Starbuckses. They aren’t born, you just turn around one day and poof there’s another one!
Don’t be silly. Unicorns aren’t real.
The relevant passage is translated from Syriac, right? Maybe it’s simply a matter of translating an ambiguous phrase.