To capture a unicorn, the virgin must (possibly TMI)

[Cervaise]

@WhyNot

They just appear in sunny glades. Like Starbuckses. They aren’t born, you just turn around one day and poof there’s another one!

Unicorns are poofters?

[maggenpye]

@Cervaise

Unicorns are poofters?

No, that’s only if they *go out * with a poof.

Oh, and **Colophon, bbs2k ** used something closer to the kiwi slang, I didn’t get yours.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@shamrock227

[hijack] Unicorns don’t have wings. Pegasus has wings. Don’t dare give your unicorn wings or I will have to hunt you down and beat you.

Now back to your regularly scheduled thread…

[/hijack]

The unicorn in the story is not winged. The little girl does remark on the fact that unicorns are often DRAWN with wings, specifically noting that people who do so have confused them with Pegasus.

[cmkeller]

Where the heck is an “HT” domain from? Haiti? Does Haiti have any internet access at all? I can’t picture it, though I suppose there must be a ruling class with all the common western luxuries.

[shamrock227]

@Skald the Rhymer

The unicorn in the story is not winged. The little girl does remark on the fact that unicorns are often DRAWN with wings, specifically noting that people who do so have confused them with Pegasus.

OK. You’re safe.

For now.

[Anastasaeon]

@Autolycus

Maybe something like this was going on:

NSFW: http://www.worlddreambank.org/U/UNICORGY.HT M

My eyes were virgin. But the unicorgy took that away.

[DesertDog]

@cmkeller

Where the heck is an “HT” domain from? Haiti? Does Haiti have any internet access at all? I can’t picture it, though I suppose there must be a ruling class with all the common western luxuries.

Autolycus broke the link by separating the HT from the M. It definitely is NSFW.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

Fricking typo fairies.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@shamrock227

OK. You’re safe.

For now.

Do I get extra points if she also mocks persons who think unicorns are winged?