Zap! You're an invisible pink unicorn!

It’s a morning in late spring and you’re out for a walk. The Flying Spaghetti Monster extends a noodly appendage and transforms you into an invisible pink unicorn. What do you do?

You may be invisible but you still smell like a horse, you can be heard, you leave hoof-prints, and so on. You know you’re pink because you catch yourself in a reflection. Yes, you can only be seen in reflection. How do you know you’re invisible? Because insects and birds keep bumping into you. You also have a nice horn in the middle of your forehead. It’s less than a foot long, not long enough to affect your ability to eat. You can speak.

So, what do you do?

Are there any invisible pink lady unicorns around?

Frolic, then possibly trot about a little. If there is a tree or a stream nearby, I am sure that I would probably visit with them for a few hours in the early afternoon.

Then, as the day turned to night, I would probably find some unsuspecting person who nobody is ever going to believe and haunt him.

My long term goal would be to inspire worship by a small community that provide me with offerings of food and shelter.

I go find the Bigfoot hunting people and mess with their minds.

Where da virgins at?

Can unicorns fly?
I can think of a few heads on which I’d like to dump some invisible pink pee or poop.

This.
Also, go to Washington, to harpoon certain people.

No, you’re not a pegasus.

I can be seen in reflection? You know that bar where the drunks hang out, the one with the mirror behind the bar? I’d walk thru there.

I would find a particular store window that I can to stand in front of. It would need to be situated so there were no other window across the street that would catch my reflection and have windowless areas to either side that so I could step away as needed.
Then, when interesting looking people walk past the window alone I would go along side of them. When they notice me in the reflection I pretend to be their conscience.
Also, I’d fight crime.
And I might give pony rides to anyone who seemed nice.

I don’t mind being a pink unicorn. After all, I’m already fairly pink as it is.
What bothers me is not having hands. I don’t know how I’d do much of anything. Does the horn give me magic levitating powers to compensate?

You don’t need hands if you have those pseudo-hooves that My Little Pony characters have, hooves that can pick up teacups, knit, write letters, etc. Extremely dextrous hooves!

Sadly, your hooves are decidedly equine.

Well!
If I could fly I know whose head I’d be flying over first!

But pink clashes with orange Sahirrnee!

Hello ---- National Enquirer? Have I got a story for you! I’m --------------

I would find a garden and eat the roses.

I’d need to find a buddy – Wilbur to my Mr. Ed – to help me with things.

I was going for Quartz first, first no wings and then plain old hooves.
He’s just NO fun!

If he’s not going to let me have wings then I’m not going to get to travel too far

Can my hooves as least be sparkly?

None that you can see.

Well, it’s going to be difficult to get into my apartment. Using the internet would also be a challenge.