To H*LL with Pretentious restaurants!

Nope, cause the service was fine. They just didn’t give me nearly enough to eat. It was overpriced, though, and I never went back. I can let it be so long as ther not asshoels about it. But if they tried to pull some snooty-waiter shit on me and charge me oodles for a pitiful, tiny meal… they’re going to pay for it.

Okay, that’s fine, but above you said you would do all of the above on the sole condition that they give you portions that are too small.

-FrL-