Doofus, it’s the Pit. Of course it’s insulting. I thought for a while there that you were Deep.
And next time you pick up a “piece of ass,” ask if she has a friend for me.
Yeah man, for sure. 
But, psychoanalysis by anonymous people on a message board is FREE!
(Seriously, this place is my cheap therapy – no co-pay)
By the way, I’m in that middle ground where I’ll do something fun for my birthday, but outside of the wife and a couple of friends who I invite along, no one else has a clue what day or even month my birthday’s in.
I was chatting with our HR director and said that if anyone leaks my birthdate, I’ll file suit. But that sounded harsh, so I chuckled and added “It’s so nice not to be subjected to Obligatory Supermarket Cupcakes or Off-Key Singing. Thanks for letting me keep that private.”
The irony it burns.
Isn’t it? The worst part is how the self-absorbed always seem completely oblivious to how annoying and stupid they are.
Much like a birthday candle.
Yeah…about that. I’m not sure that you really care about that someone, based upon how “put out” you describe yourself.