To hell with Chelsea Clinton, Lisa Simpson is getting married today!

HA…Although I always pegged Lisa as a lesbian

I graduated high school when that episode came out. I wonder if the voice actors even had an inkling they’d be in for a 20+ year run when they signed up.

Lisa Simpson that is…

The episode “Lisa’s Wedding” took place in the (then) far off year 2010. August 1st, according to the invitation, to be exact. Sorry I missed it. My groundskeeper robot cried over a holographic tree and caught on fire so I just couldn’t make it.

Btw, has the Rolling Stones’ Steel Wheelchair tour started already?

Has Bart been nominated to the Supreme Court yet?

That’s because you’re a robot.

Nah, she’ll eventually be America’s first straight female president.

Nope he’s still saving up for law school.