To that knuckle dragging fucktard on the subway this morning!

The BBQ Pit
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I’m having a great time here in Bosotn this week and this morning I was on the Red line getting off in the financial district. This huge goliath of a man was walking into the metro when I walking out. He clearly saw me and like 12 other people filing out. He just plowed right into us then walked to the back of the T and sat down looking straight forward. Three of us looked back at him and gawked for a second, then continued on our day…No break in stride, no nothing, almost as if he wasn’t even noticing that anyone was around him. He looked like he was on copious amounts of some zombie inducing hunter thompson concoction.

The friggin nerve of some people!!

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Ugh. Me like MBTA.

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Sounds like a guy on the way to a Xerox office.

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Note to self: Stay outta Bosotn…

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Love means never having to say excuse the fuck outta me.

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Amen Lieu. I felt like I was watching a real to life Quasimoto crossed with lurch.

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“I don’t like this Muggle transport system”, Hagrid thought to himself. “I sure wish Professor Dumbledore would have let me use my motorcycle”.

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Precisely what we looked like quietman, just shorter.

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Don’t antagonize subway patrons. You might have a little um… “accident”.:eek:

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Thank og he had the reflexes to do a stuntman roll and end up lying between the rails.

I bet he’ll sue the city for something.

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Trouble is, that guy is still out there and I TAKE THAT SAME LINE! :eek: :sad:

I bet the guy in Boston sat with his knees ten feet apart, too. Guys that do that I want to punch in the nuts, but they’d, you know, murder me.

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We will now sack those responsible for socking the sac.

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I think you should be ok. If that guy has one glowing braincell left, he’ll quit while he’s ahead.

Otherwise we can sooth you with statistics if necessary.

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Dude, don’t you watch movies! That guys was probably some alien checking out our planet for colonization or something. Isn’t that how they always act?

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Good lord, lieu, don’t you know not to say things like that when i’m taking a swig of Dr Pepper?

:: wipes up the mess on his desk ::

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Oh GRRR Grrrr GRRR!!

I’ve been noticing this type of behaviour a LOT more since I broke my leg. Even though I’m walking now, stopping or turning quickly is still awkward for me, I can not yet stop on a dime or step nimbly around some idiot such as the one in the OP.

I almost started a pit thread titled “Forget learning to DRIVE, some of you need to learn to WALK”!!!

And to those of you who ARE like the idiot in the OP, are you BLIND Or something? Sheesh, step to the side, you can’t possibly NOT see people right in front of you.

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Well, he’s probably stuck there now…

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It’s the next day… I took a cab today! That bastard made me develop an allergy to the tube.

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…paging Dr. Ruth…Dr. Ruth Westheimer, please pick up the white courtesy phone…