OK, you guys. I realize this is only community college, but you all are a disgrace to teenagers everywhere. I wish I could videotape you so you could be really embarassed at yourselves ten years from now.
Quit talking while the teacher is talking. Have some shame. Notice that more than once he’s had to ask you guys to get quiet. And don’t make little threats when I make a quiet “shhh”, not even looking at you.
Above all, QUIT CHEATING. This above everything has made me have to try to not just hate you. I’ve fantasized about letting the air out of your tires to send the message, but I’d never find your cars in that enormous parking lot.
You know why there were two versions of the last test? I was writing notes to the teacher on my test that you were cheating. I can’t believe how rude you are to a guy who honestly has been way too nice to you. I would have made you shut up, and you better believe that I would have watched better, and waited to see how many people I could spot cheating. I would have then given everyone caught a zero on the test. For a second offense, I would flunk you and put it in your records that would show up if you try to transfer to a university.