To the Two Loons

And don’t put too much faith in the Mayan Calendar. The ancient Mayan city of Palenque contains a reference to a date that translates to October 10, 4772.

Isn’t that when the Cubs are supposed to win the Series?

Some years ago, I was the supervisor of one section at a military personnel office overseas. One of the workers was a civilian employee. That worker, when I instructed her to perform a particular task following my instructions instead of the way she had been doing it, said to me, “Petty Officer Monty, I have been doing this job a very long time.” My response to her was, “I am not interested in how long you have been doing it wrong.”

Perhaps you can prove you have even an iota of critical thinking and tell us what the point of that story I just related is for you.

BTW, “counterattack” in my earlier posting should have been “counter.”

I really do not understand why so many people are getting upset about BPD (you really gotta change that name dude, no way I’m calling an 18 year old “BigPapa”). For fuck sake he is only 18.

I remember this guy that used to post here named Ilsa Lund. I hated that fucker with the heat of a thousand suns. Every time he posted I would see red. One day he confessed that he was only 16. From that day on I never got upset and I stopped hating him.

Shit kids are entitled too a lot of slack from us jaded fuckers. Its a great time in BPD’s life. He has been thinking long and hard about life and right now he thinks he has it figured out. He will realize soon enough that the answers are not as simple as he thinks.

But untill then, sure try to disabuse him of his wacky theories, but for fuck sake save the outrage (I’m talking to you Xploder) for people who deserve it.

Ooooooh! I can’t wait for this one!

Also:

Bwaaaaaaaahahahahaha. Get back to me when you’ve had some structural failure math instead of fucking conic sections.

Yeah! Yeah!

Sorry, sounded like one of those moments where a flunky was needed in the background. I’m self-smarted. Anyone want to question my intelligence?

They’re not that simple. You’ll see, anyways. :smiley: Anyone wanna take bets the depression isn’t gonna happen?

Stupid fucking quote. That’s Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian comedy about a group of lovably inept losers who grow a lot of weed and go to jail a lot. Making Ricky (who is a teddy bear) seem psychotic is absolutely fucking moronic. He’s dumb as a post, sure, but his character is pretty gentle. The guy playing Ricky, incidentally, is one of the writers of the show.

It’s some funny shit. Netflix has it. Highly, highly recommended.

That video was hilarious BP thanks.

As to your whacky conspiracy theories, I often think they serve the same purpose as religion. For many folks it is impossible to think that there may be no rhyme or reason for why things happen. They cannot grasp that sometimes shit just happens. Or shit that happens is too complicated to understand. So they make up powerfull creatures that live in the sky or powerfull men who live in smoke filled back rooms, to explaine the inexplicable.

Conspiracy theorists, Religious fundamentalists its all the same.

Just in case I didn’t make an explicit connection, that video is from Trailer Park Boys. Please resume the deserved dogpile as scheduled.

Well, shoot. Here I was all set to congratulate bigpapadiaz on his tenacity – pig-headed, wrong and sarcastic – but tenacity nevertheless. We seem to have intimidated Sent who hasn’t come back in three days, but BPD continued to fight the good fight.

Now I notice than he’s been BANNED sometime in the last 45 minutes or so.

Damn. I just spent my life savings on tinfoil futures.

You need to be more explicit, I have no idea what you are talking about.

I don’t know why you characterize the dogpile as deserved. For fuck sake some of the long time posters are coming off as unbelievably self righteous. So BP has whacky ideas. Hes 18, that what 18 year olds have, whacky ideas.

Whacky ideas from the whacky weed, perhaps. Kid or not, his postings were a bit too heavy on the tinfoil hattery for this board; besides, there was no way to engage him in a serious debate.

Besides, chemtrails and their believers are funny.

Errr, try reading my post immediately above the post in which you thanked him for the video. It’s really not all that complicated.

And I have no sympathy for BP. I just had a 20 year old intern who was an infuriating know-it-all who believed in the most retarded conspiracy theories, including some that have been discussed here. He nearly drove me around the bend with his willful stupidity. BP is just like him. Hell, he may be him, for all I know.

::: sniff:::
I guess I will never get to be BPD 's bitch. I was so looking forward to his reason why he could not complete the experiment, but how it wasn’t the same as the WTC.
Oh well.

So long BPD.

I also was wondering what his cop-out would’ve been for the experiment. “All I could find was white chocolate and margarine!” perhaps?

It wasn’t all that long ago that I was 18 myself, and even then, I wouldn’t have hesitated to call some like BPD a fucking moron.

Sent,

In post #391 of the GD thread, you essentially accused the US government of mass murdering those who died in the attacks on September 11, 2001. You have no evidence and you refuse to address the very evidence that proves your so-called theory false. Basically, you’re a disgusting twit.

Now, why would I call you that? Perhaps it’s the simple fact that your lies (I doubt they’re your own lies; it’s much more likely that you are just spreading (well, attempting to spread) them) are insults to the very many people who died on that date while they were simply going about their normal daily business. The lies you are spreading also are insults to the very many fine people who died in the rescue efforts on that date.

The lies you are spreading, without even a tangent to the idea of thought, evidence, or logic, are so stupidly junked-together that it’s quite probable that even the Flat Earthers look at you and your bunk and mutter, “Dude, that’s not even close to making sense.”

You have now accused the government of mass murder of its own citizens on September 11, 2001. I am now challenging you to “put up or shut up.”

Does the posting (#118) above pass muster, levdrakon?

Seriously, how old are you people? I have to say that I don’t really like the idea of being brought into your “pit” where you apparently spend your days trying to tear people apart. I’m not going to stay here and keep bickering around, I’m just answering Monty’s request.

Fact: Genius always borders on insanity. Why ridicule people who you think are crazy? If you are as smart as you think you are you would not be sane. No matter how much you’ve delved into complexity in your life, you’ve survived only because you’ve been able to stay within a certain boundary of simplicity in your thinking. You should at least have pity on those you think are “insane”.

Fact: Even a child can show you things that in all your knowledge and intelligence you did not see.

Why do want me in this thread?