To the Two Loons

I’m going to have to stop chuckling for a moment in order to ask you for some sort of cite that genius ‘always’ borders on ‘insanity’. I mean, because it’s not like you’re just a gullible wordsponge who soaks up ideas and vomits them back up when you become full, right? You’re not just masturbating like a motherfuck here, are ya?

I’m not even going to dignify that with an answer.

In other words, you got nothing.

In any case, you left dignity by the way a long time ago, and certainly long before you had the nerve to whine that your idiotic and irrational babbling shouldn’t be looked down upon because genius, why, genius you say must be linked with insanity!

Just a hint, you’re not a genius, and you’re not insane. You’re stupid, and you’re gullible, and you have the critical thinking skills of one of my ferrets. I’ve watched them, with great tenacity, attempt to pull one of my boots underneath the couch. Never mind that it’s a physical impossibility, their little ferret minds go into overdrive and their claws go a-whirlin’. Much like your class of internet bottom feeding conspiracy nut.

Babble on.

FinnAgain,

You’ve hit upon it! Sent wants the conspiracy to be true. Never mind that it’s just not possible, never mind that there’s no motive whatsoever for the government to do what he’s accused them of doing, never mind that the evidence he’s touting actually shows either nothing or the opposite of his claims. His thesis is that the government did it on purpose. Of course, an intelligent person would examine the evidence first and then draw a conclusion. That one step, though, is one step too many for Sent and his fellow conspiracy buffs. They’re more at home with making pronouncements first and then declaring that whatever evidence is presented to them supports their pre-conceived notions.

It’s just like your ferrets. The ferrets really and truly want the boot to fit under the couch. Never mind that they’ve never managed to do it before, they’ll continue to try. And Sent and his pals will continue to bleat that the government did it, no matter how irrational such bleating is.

What do think went wrong then? Why did I go from not believing in conspiracy theories and viewing people who did much like you view me, to believing in one? What’s your hypothesis, since you’re psychoanalyzing me.

What went wrong with the World Trade Center? Why, a couple of jets were flown into them and then, owing to the laws of physics, they collapsed. Quite simple, really.

Why were jets flown into them? Why, OBL and his pals decided that would be a good way to get even with the United States.

As to why you started believing impossible stuff about September 11, 2006, I’ll happily fall back to a truism: “There’s no accounting for stupidity.”

What do you believe happened in 1995 in OKC? I used to believe what I was told about that too, until I came across video footage that showed it to be a lie. Did I link you to that video on this forum already?

Well in case I didn’t here you go:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0966690702/qid=1144743843/sr=8-3/ref=pd_bbs_3/102-9814758-1162505?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=283155

Stop all this nonsense and down-talking and buy this video. Then you’ll discover that the world doesn’t work the way you thought it did.

To be fair, the ferrets are most likely much cuter.

Oh, and, popular mechanics to the rescue, again.

Fucking loons. Man, you must live in perpetual fear of the world around you. They’re all out ot get you. Game over man, game over!

So how much do you get when someone buys a copy?

Why not give those of us on a budget a summary of what really happened?

Sadly, the reverse is not necessarily true.

What’s the link between the government blowing up a federal building and blaming it on a disaffected right-wing U.S. citizen, and blowing up a privately owned building 6 years later and blaming it on a rich, crazy Muslim who was hiding out in Afghanistan?

Someone made a video! It must be true! Thank you, Sent; you’ve lifted the veil of ignorance from my eyes. I am now a believer. I shall go forth and sin no more.

(Is Spring Break over yet?)

Well to be fair, if conspiracy theory nuts did (and I am not suggesting they did or could) prove that OKC was some nefarious government plot, it would make their claims of government involvement in 9/11 more believable.

The primary flaw in all the conspiracy theories is they give way too much credit to our government. Their is no way the bafoons in our government could carry out these plans (Note the Iranian hostage rescue, the bay of Pigs, the bombing of Cambodia, the mines in Nicaragua, Arms for Hostages and all the other “secret plots”) and even if they could there is no way they could keep them secret. Somebody always talks.

Basically the plans these kooks work out probably seem plausible to them, because they have never attempted to put any type of plan into action. They dont realize that the sheer complexities of their plans are beyond the realm of human ability.

Why is it so important to you that some single entity or cabal is behind these disasters?

Luckily those who make up the Illuminati aren’t… entirely… human.
(mwahahahah!)

But you did not come across video footage that showed it to be a lie. You came across a video carefully edited and prepared, weaving together the typical chaos of news reports in a breaking story with later claims of conflicting memories interspersed with statements by “experts” that have either been taken out of context (from genuine experts) or manufactured by other conspiracy buffs whom the filmmaker has falsely labeled “expert.”

I have already provided several examples of wild rumors that have been OhMyGod Reported! As! Fact! On! Live! TV! that have been entirely false and at least one instance of an entire murder investigation created out of the overactive imagination of one person.

You simply choose to believe the wild claims without considering the way that the stories were manipulated in their presentation to you. (I blame a lot of that on too many people credulously watching “60 Minutes,” but there are other sources of that sort of naive acceptance.)

Which is why we Freemasons will stand against them until the end of time!
(bwahhahha!)

I’ve got nothing to contribute. I just wanted to say this is an incredibly good analogy. Amusing, witty, and relevant.