To the wackjob at the Girl Scout Cookie sale

It’s my recollection that back when I was a Girl Scout (about 20 years ago :eek:), there were 40 Thin Mints per box. Maybe it was 38, but I feel pretty sure it was nearly 40 if not exactly 40. The box I bought a couple of weeks ago was labeled as containing 8 servings of 4 cookies each, so 32 cookies.

Of course, the same thing has been happening with many other packaged foods over the past few years.

I think it was always only two sleeves; I’m pretty sure the boxes were the same size when I was in Girl Scouts, and there’s no way you could get another sleeve in that size of a box unless the cookies were tiny.

It’s worse than that. He was math debating a Girl Scout.

Sounds like prison time to me.

We got free ones in Iraq and A-stan! Which is either a nice thank you, or a wicked vicious recruiting tool.

Near gun fights have started over the thin mints, and curiously, somoas. Especially if they “disappeared” out of a personal care package being handled by the APO.

They were good in the winter, but no cookie travels well in the 120+ degree heat of summer there.

Check it:

Regards,
-Bouncer-

Is there any way a normal person could buy these cookies wholesale and bypass the Girl Scouts? I know this might sound offensive to Girl Scouts, but I was just curious, nothing more.

Thank you :slight_smile:
(If the prices were a bit more decent I’d buy them from the Scouts themselves)

Do you mean you want to know if Girl Scout cookies have the equivalent of Hydrox?

Because obviously the real things are going to be available only through channels they authorize. Part of the value of the cookies is from their limited distribution.

They have been. Its hard to sell a $7 box of cookies. Its still one of the great fundraising bargains though. The cookies are pretty good, a lot of the money from the sale gets back to the organization.

Two, which is the same number of sleeves as when I was selling them in the late 1960s. They’re 4.00 a box around here (DC metro area) vs. 50 cents when I was a kid, however.

A couple of years back, there were some shortages of Thin Mints. I wound up getting some that must have been made by the other baker or something - because I had a mix of 9 ounce and 8 ounces boxes. Weird. This year the size is 9 ounces, but somehow it’s gone from 38 to 36 cookies per box.

One funny: Someone from the troop emailed me with a list of the cookies they wanted to order, and listed something like
4 Thin Mints
2 Savannah
etc.

and my first thought was “wow, someone else remembers when Do-So-Dos were called Savannahs!”. Then I went :smack: - they wanted the new-this-year-but-used-to-be-called-something-else Savannah Smiles (we used to sell a nearly-identical Lemon Cooler back about 8 years ago).

That’s a great picture! Someone needs to add a clever caption about abortions and the gay agenda and make it go viral.

AFTER you have eaten all your official Girl Scout Thin Mints or made a generous donation, here’s a recipe for homemade Thin Mints.

That’s it. No more Internet for me. Everything else is sure to be a letdown after that post.

:smack: Now I finally understand something that’s been puzzling me for a year.

I needed to find a supply of something called “pony beads” for a craft. I looked at Amazon… and sometimes their search results pull in a whole lot of irrelevant crap. So I typed in “pony beads red” and go the usual assortment of vendors / products, plus one for a butt plug. Relevant evidently because this one came with a gen-u-wine horsehair TAIL. :o

Amazon evidently knew the truth before I did.

I will say, they recognized that Girl Scouting honors diversity - the item was available in several different colors.

(and no, I tried the same search just now and the results no longer included that particular craft item…)

Well, I agree - however the character-building activity is that the girls have decided on this fun activity - and work to pay for it.

In my daughter’s troop, they do a fair bit of fundraising activities (running badge weekends for younger troops for example), and do “volunteer” work at a local events venue (for which the venue contributes money to their accounts), and save their money for several years to earn enough for a trip somewhere.

Well, this just proves it. Between the Lesbo-scouts and DADT, what else would you expect?

BTW, the women in that picture are hideous. Slap some high heels and makeup on them and introduce 'em to a Real Man and they’ll change their orientation fer sure.

“Imagine I have a broom handle and a ripe water-melon”. :wink:

Walmart has gotten a lot of flack for selling knock off GS cookies for a few years now. I am not big on Thin Mints, but my friend who likes them swears the Walmart ones are exact replicas. I think they may also have Samoas and Tagalong knock offs. They are regular sized boxes of cookies (so not the 12 or however many you get from the GS) and they are like, $2-3.

Guess the only ethical thing to do is go into the store, buy the knock-offs, and come out and hand your savings to the girls as a donation.

Keebler has some decent replicas: Grasshoppers (Thin Mints), Coconut Dreams (Samoas), and Peanut Butter Filled cookies (Peanut Butter Patties). Weirdly, the arrival of the Thin Mints is an annual holiday in my household, but I’ve only bought Grasshoppers once or twice. They taste the same to me.

Agreed. I’ve actually never bought the Walmart cookies (I probably would if I remembered while I was there, but that’s never happened), but I like to think I could do it without guilt, especially knowing I buy things and donate every time my friends’ kids hit me up in their little uniforms.

I think I’m going to pick up some GS cookies this weekend to help promote female homosexuality and presidential incest.

On a less-funny note: some asshole mailed an envelope of white powder to the Jacksonville, Florida Girl Scout Council office the other day. It wasn’t a biohazard, but of course they had to treat it as such until proven otherwise.

I suspect this was inspired by Bob Morris’ public idiocy.