To the woman in line for flight LH3692, I pit myself

Ahh, the beauty of relying on a relatively small airport. The last time I caught a flight from Albuquerque, I walked to the gate counter fifteen minutes before my plane was supposed to leave, and still made my flight. :smiley:

This is funnier if you imagine it in the voice of R. Lee Ermey

I don’t know, if he’d let her cut in front of him and Arjuna was behind him, he may have had to slaughter everyone at the airport in order to satisfy justice.

Is there a limit to signature length? If not, then I want to use jjimm’s diatribe in full!

Great thread. I am feeling better already.

But just to clarify. I had actually made it to the gate (getting through the security line) once already, then had to go back out again because I had somehow dropped my boarding pass a while earlier (part of my fever delirium I reckon). So had that not happened, I wouldn’t have been tight for time.

As for the woman, she may have well been in transit from another flight, as I was; she didn’t have a German accent. You don’t always have a lot of say in connections like these. And this line was unusually slow. So I don’t really blame her.

Except when the AirMadrid flight from San José (an airport with no way to know when your flight is due or what gate it’s in, other than asking employees) to Madrid via Panama is 7:30 hours late and a passenger has fallen asleep on a chair in the gate where the flight was supposed to depart to, oh, about one hour before it finally did.

My backpack didn’t get found until 30 days later and it was in Panama.

I’d be honored!

wanker