THE SITUATION:
Sometime in the next week or so my home loan should be going through and the house I have been renting for the past four years will finally be mine! In celebration of that fact, the first thing I’m going to do is chop down the pear tree in the back yard that simply has to go. It produces scads and scads of inedible pears that fall all over the place, make a huge stinky mess, and—worst of all—attract bees by the hundreds. Being allergic to bees, I am really looking forward to being able to go into my back yard again.
THE DILEMMA:
I like having a tree where this pear tree now sits. It is about 30’ high, and produces a lot of nice shade that helps keep my house cool in the summers. It also provides a good “entry point†from the side yard into the backyard because it frames the walkway so nicely. Finally, I hate the thought of killing a perfectly healthy tree, even if it is really for the best.
THE CHALLENGE:
Help me decide what kind of tree I should plant in this soon-to-be-kindling pear tree’s place. Said tree must be appropriate for my climate (NW Ohio, cold winters/hot summers). Also, it must mature at about the same size as the pear tree; I could deal with something a shade or two bigger, but no more than that. Because of the bee situation, fruit-bearers are out. I’d prefer to have something with a bit of color—either in the leaves or in springtime blossoms, and a nice smell would be an extra bonus. A fast-to-moderate grower would be good, but I’d be willing to wait for something I’d really enjoy. Cost is a factor only insofar as I’m unwilling to spend a huge pile of money on an exotic or rare sapling, but I’m not a total skinflint. Weeping willows were always a favorite of mine, but I don’t see many around here except near waterways. So if anyone has had any experience—good or bad—with weeping willows and can give me some advice about them specifically, please chime in. Finally, is there enough time to plant this fall yet? The first major frosts are probably still a month or so away, but if there’s a risk I’d rather wait until spring.
All right dopers, I’m counting on your collective wisdom and exquisite tastes to help me out here. Go to it!