Holy shit this was way funnier than it probably should be. 
I have accepted every single friend request I’ve received in my thirteen-plus years on this board.
Sigh.
Actuary, its pretty common.
California zombies want RAIIIINSS…
Ya know, when you grab my frontal lobe and squeeze it like that, it doesn’t actually hurt…
<blinks>
…but it feels funky.
I’ve got no friends, maybe it’s the lack of clever posts, the off-putting name, or my general personality. It’s nice to know I’m not really missing much. 
…
They are also apparently for putting earworms in your head.
THANKS, FRIEND!
You let the kids onto the table, the next thing you know you’ll have pee all over the table and one of them will be puking up their spinach and the contracts for long-term commitments get ruined.
I’m just sayin’. A tremendous mess gets made and children are embarrassed!
:eek:
Zombie Plow Drivers want CHAIIIIIIIIIIIIINS !!
Zombie Dry Cleaners want STAIIIIIIIIIIIINS !!
Ersatz zombies want FEEIIIGNNNSS…
Zombie farmers want GRAIIIIIIIIIIIINS
Zombie Constructon Foremen want CRAAAAAAANES
Stupid zombies want BRAIIIINS.
I can’t believe I’m doing this.
Lion zombies want MAAAAAANES.
Yeah, I decided to go with that. Even if you’ve been mean to me in the past, maybe this is your way to say “no hard feelings.”
Though I admit there will be some exceptions.
We should have Best Friends Forever.
And since you are best friends if your BFF gets banned then you should get banned.
Imagine if your BFF was BFF to dozens of members, one of whom gets banned. It would be interesting to see what kind of chain reaction that would cause.
Thank you. Email me if you have time.
Frat boy zombies want TRAIIINS!