The best currency for the zombie apocalypse. It’s rubber bands. Zombies, you may have heard, tend to to fall apart. They’ll need lots of rubber bands to hold things together. I can finally get rid of all those bands that have been clogging ups drawers in my kitchen.
What about you? Any random every day item that would make the ideal currency for the upcoming end of days?
Duct tape.
Ammo and penicillin, I know everybody knows that, right?
But really I have decided paper will get scarce pretty quickly. I mean good paper, white, kraft or news print. But think about toilet paper and lady needs. We are so used to having any amount of paper we want or need. It’s gonna be interesting to see what people will do.
Shoes that make me run faster than all the rest of you.
Me? I’m gonna get rich selling a rechargeable, automated machine to clean up all that detritus that falls off our undead friends and makes the carpet look new again. I’ll call it a Zomba.