I learned all about nipples and hickeys.
Not as fun as it sounds, alas.
Wait until you get to the part about male and female connectors. Heh heh
and sex bolts.
Stripping wires may make you blush…
And make sure you pick a big squirt bottle of lube before you start pullin’ wires.
Bah amateur indeed. I restore antiques and specialize in lamps.
I have bins and boxes and dozens of jars of nipples and hickeys of all sorts of sizes. When the need occasions I make my own nipples. Got to be careful sometimes they make me bleed.
Scandalous is strangers pay me for the proper nipple.
Wheeeeeeeee.
i don’t use a squirt bottle, i use this lube
There’s one spot I’ve needed it. One cord that I’ve need to replace a few times over the years in one particular piece of equipment at work and I just can’t pull it around a 90 degree bend without the insulation starting to rip off in my hands. A little bit of vegetable oil and it slides right through.
Shocking!
Sorry.
I enjoy watching my coworkers blush when they’re referencing horse cock. 
Just pass me that male end will ya?
Watts to be sorry about?
How about a butt connector instead?
You also could use a pair of Dykes to cut the butt splices in a pecker head
No wonder I spend so much time in the electrical section at Lowe’s. I am a perv… 
Good electricians do it without shorts.