Today is my birthday

Oh, I’ve had enough of this…

(Thanks, ultrafilter and Johnny L.A.)

It is once more my birthday. Be nice to me.

Congrats on another trip around the sun!

I guess the rest of us will have to settle for a very merry unbirthday.

Still alive, huh? What’s been going on those last few years? Get anything accomplished?

Too bad you only have one every 5-7 years. Even leap year babies have one more often more that that!

I am a spin 1/6 particle. It takes me 6 trips round the sun to rack up a full birthday.

Congrats on another 6 orbits! Is this slow aging a relativistic effect? I noticed this kind of thing before with some of my female relatives who don’t age 1 year per orbit.