And if the bovine writes a newspaper column that loves fart jokes and flaming toasters, then you’ve got a very Berry cherry scary fairy dairy-air.
Heh. Would that be Perri-Air, by chance?
If the bovine voted a straight Democratic ticket at the last election, then it’s a very Kerry Berry cherry scary fairy dairy-air.
Named Jerry.
But if it is sad, then we have…
nary a merry very Jerry Kerry Berry cherry scary fairy dairy-air.
Next! 
Oh, it’s sad all right. Neither Silenus, danceswithcats, orCynicalGabe can spell Barry.
We are wary of Barry.
Baseball been barry barry good to me.
I’m very wary of Barry, too-even though he claims that the bitch set him up.
My opinion of Barry? Man, 'e low.
The puns have run out of air. Perhaps we should have hoarded some.
Ya notice that “weary of Beary” doesn’t work the same way?
Maybe it needs more air.
All in good time…
Well, then its lost something kinda crucial.