We usually don’t hug, around here.
We give three LOUD kisses.
Left-cheek, right-cheek, left-cheek.
[it’s a Dutch thing. Sorry about that. ;)]
So…
**XXAmazon Floozy GoddessX
XXFatBaldGuyX
and
XXZebraX
Happy Birthday !!!**
A lot of Doper birthdays today. I wonder how many of you were conceived on Valentine’s Day.
Assuming we were carried to term…
Wouldn’t Martin Luther King Day be more accurate? 
To whom it may concern:
Here at NinjaChick Industries, Ltd., it has come to our attention that today is the yearly anniversary of your leaving the womb. Therefore, we feel it is our corporate responsibility to do the following:
*Wish you happy birthday, and many, many more.
*Engage in whatever platonic physical expression of affection you request, be it hugging, cheek-pecking, hand-shaking, head-rubbing, or any other non-sexual form of person-to-person contact.
*Donate to you no less than one (1) fully-frosted cupcake, one (1) scoop of ice cream, and two (2) candles: One because firey things on foodstuffs are fun, and one in order to fulfill one (1) unspecified wish.
We wish you the best, and appreciate your business.
Happy birthday hugs to you, Amazon F. Goddess, my fellow, er gal, Libra. I did beat you by almost a week (and several decades, probably).I hope your cohorts gave you a great party. My secretary made a yellow cake layerd with pineapple chunks then marshmallow. I only had two pieces-the first and the last. They wouldn’t put candles on it (fire laws, you know).
(My first feeble attempt to be a friendlier poster, having just renewed for my second year.)
Happy Birthday Hugs to my very favorite Doper cartoonist!
GT
Here are a whole bunch of hugs for you, AFG! I can promise that none are from the Burger King…
Incidentally, for those who’ve never sen her (as well as for those who have), here is a photo of the Goddess.
Happy Birthday to all Dopers celebrating today!
Thanks all you guys! 
I am squished from collective hugs and declare today a great one.
I am REALLY GLAD there are no hugs from the shudder Burger King.
“Is that a sausage sandwich in your robe, or are you just happy to see me?”
EuuuGGGhhhHHhh.
Martin Luther King Jr.'s pop has a holiday named after him? :eek:
<hug>
</hug>
Get yourself over to Wikipedia.
Hurry Hurry!
Hugs and a warm banana to you on your birthday!
Happy B-Day
Mine was yesterday so I will assume the hug is reciprocated.
cheers
ooooh, just under the wire…
Harpy Bithday, and to all a good night.
Ya know those hugs where an old guy gives ya a hug and it lingers…and lingers… and lingers a bit too long and gets creepy and uncomfortable? Yeah. Here’s one of those!
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{HUG AFG}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
I changed what I could, and left a note on the discussion page, for what it’s worth. I honestly never hear it called anything other than Martin Luther King Jr. Day, but if that is not what most people call it, then :shrug:
{{{{{{{{{{Amazon Floozy Goddess}}}}}}}}}}
…{squeeze}. Hehe.
And a whaaaaaaa…? :eek:
Who from? :eek: :eek:
Thanks! squirms
[Senor Cardgage, at very very mubling-est]
My left name is “Tremendous Savings”, Ms. America!
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