Fifteen fu**ing…um…I mean fifteen wonderful years!
Happy fu**ing…uh…wonderful anniversary!
May the next 15 be as fu**ed…uh…as wonderful as the first 15!
Actually, I sure hope you’re joking - I am.
And here’s to many, many more happy years.
y’all still got them white shotguns?
Joyeux anniversaire, hillbilly queen!
Fifteen years congrats. Are you going to lick his butthole?
Awww… now see what you did, hillbillyboy!
Personally, I hope you have a wonderful anniversary, hillbilly queen… and many more wonderful years of happiness!
Happy anniversary! 15 years would be cyrstal I do believe.