Personally, I prefer to straddle the Continental Divide and let one kidney replenish the vast Pacific while the other flows eagerly toward the testy Atlantic.
But if that’s not available I’m happy just marking a tree.
SofaKing, that’s over at urinal.net.
Great post, Fenris, and perfectly in keeping with the new policy of improving the SDMB’s image. 
Personally, I HATE public facilities of all kinds, especially the “man trough.” When I do have to use a public restroom, I head for the last stall and hope nobody notices how long I’m in there with my feet facing the wrong direction. Since I arrived at geezerhood, I have developed an enlargement of an organ. No, not that organ. A benign enlargement of the prostate has reduced the former horse-like stream to a weak, squeeze-the-last-liquid-out-of-a-sponge dribble, and it takes much longer than for most men. So far nobody has mentioned anything, but I’ve seen a few sneers upon leaving a stall worse than the ones I used to get when some “Harry the horse” at the trough would cast a sidelong glance at little old me and snicker.
I’m getting a rather odd mental image of this:
[Emphasis added.]
Dude, you’re pissing before you whip it out? Yeah, I can see how that might be . . . embarrassing. Humiliating, even.
[sup]Were you standing in the trough at the time?[/sup]
Wow. That is the best website ever.
In a North Dublin accent. 
Mangetout, about the Amsterdam urinals. The plastic urinals are just for large events, such as the Gay Games, jazz festivals, Queens Day (not to be confused with Gay Pride ;)), and, well, summer, really.
The rest of the year, the true Amsterdammer will relieve himself in a krul (“curl”). They’re vanishing rapidly, though. Too bad, they’re hella cool. And old, too. Over a century of urine passed before you - just that sheer sense of history alone is worth it!
Ah, there’s always the canals.
And Fenris, don’t forget to do a MIGHTY PISS into that vast chasm, too.
If memory serves there’s a photo of you in action at one of those krul’s somewhere online…
HUZ Z A H !!!
You said the magic woid and won da prize!
Every single Fenrispost[sup]TM[/sup] contains a single error. This error is deliberately introduced because Fenrisposts[sup]TM[/sup] are so good that they could blind one due to their perfection. The Fenrispost[sup]TM[/sup] error allows the post to be near perfect without actually being perfect.
Congratulations, sir! You are an eagle-eyed Gawd amongst men.
Fenris, on behalf of Fenrisposts[sup]TM[/sup] Inc
(ps: Either that, or well, the phrase shoulda read
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) I always feel that I’m embarrassing my fellow-men when I’m standing shoulder-to-shoulder [with them and they are * pissing in the horse-trough and then whipping out the Fenris-Tool[sup]tm[/sup]
Back in the 80’s while at the correction center at the 2nd floor of the YMCA, & the men were on the 6th floor, we called that the ‘trickle down effect’.
I wonder how long it will be before this thread begins to, er, peter out.
I have that shot, but I am not sure it ever got on line 
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OH! OH!
Does that mean I can get a no-prize also for finding the Obvious Coding error found here?
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(ps: Either that, or well, the phrase shoulda read
I mean, after all, we all know Fenris would never mess up simple vB code
You see, Grimace, each individual post has to have an intentional error. (I’d let Fenris point this out, but then he’d have to make a third error, and this could go on forever).
Fenris, this part had me laughing out loud:
THespos, I don’t do urinals either. Haven’t for a long time (unless the need is urgent and the supply is constrained). You know why? Because urination is not a public exhibition, that’s why! It’s just not meant to be seen by other people!
[sub]Why yes, I’m a WASP. Why do you ask?[/sub]
Hi Sassy – hope all’s well !
If it didn’t make it online then I must be suffering from false memory syndrome because, for some inexplicable reason, I have quite a vivid image of it in my mind – I even remember thinking about playing with the shot in Photoshop (adding plumes of steam, etc…). Oh well…
I always enjoy angling my stream up, preferably at a 45º for maximum distance. That’s always fun. Mind the wind though!
That is, of course, “Fountain” by Marcel Duchamp, not “Urinal” by Marcel Duchamp.
It stopped being a urinal when it became Art, you philistines :rolleyes:
But what I really want to know is, if pissing in a toilet is so bad- far behind pissing on a tree or a piss-wall or even an ordinary urinal, how come I’ve never heard of a private home equiped with anything else?
And don’t tell me us girls force you to do without, lot of guys
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live alone
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force women to put all kind of stupid stuff it their house they wouldn’t have otherwise.
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are living with women who, like myself, would not particularly object to a urinal or a whole piss wall, as long as we didn’t have to clean it.
If they’re so great are there indeed urinals in private homes? Somewhere? If not, why not?
And it’s cheap of me but…
Remind me not to go to bed with you, blessed, you sound like a lousy lay.
Yes, I recall seeing them installed in a few of those awful home makeover programmes.