Toilet rolls: front hanging or back hanging?

I like it when the hotel makes it come over the top and folds the end into a point. Turns it into a toy!

Dummkopf! Can’t you see that you can give the roll a good spin whether it hangs front or back?

Vhen the roll ist front hanging you can give it a good crisp tug with one hand because the tear will be right in front of you. Howeffer, vhen the roll ist bakk hanging, the tear ist alvays jagged becaust it alvays tears under the roll vhere you cant see itt. Understood, mein herr?

Forget the cat problems, wait until your toddler figures out that if you put about 2 feet of paper into the water and flush, it unwinds itself!!
Good for several dozen flushes, and a roll of paper gone, in about 5 minutes!

(ok, it was pretty funny)
(the first time…)

Front hanging. Anything else is just…wrong…somehow.

Say it loud and say it strong! I hate those suckers. Talk about technological non-advances. They managed to make the edges sharp enough to rip the veins in your arm when grouping for the end of the role but too blunt to tear the toilet paper. No matter what angle you try to yank and saw off the desired length you just end up with a few yards of messy shreds.

Oh, and front hanging, definitely. It’s much more sanitary. The free end dangles for convenient grasping. ::ahem!:: Should an additional length be required, there’s no thwacketa-thwacketa-thwacketa pawing at the roll. No great leaps of logic are needed regarding where the hands involved have been recently.

Veb

Fiendish Astronaut said:

Hell, it isn’t even the first thread on the subject.

To answer the question: front.