Toilets and drinking water in SE Europe

I don’t live in the US. And I was in Russia with a dozen non-Americans who were equally unhappy with the squat toilets everywhere. Get a grip.

P.S. All the Russian homes that I was in had sit-down toilets. It seems the Russians prefer them too.

Regarding washcloths, part of it may be that washcloth usage is less common full stop in Europe. Personally, as a Brit, I see it as something old men do. I get perfectly clean without having to use one.

Let me ask you something pal, do you see boards.straightdope.fr in the address bar? How about boards.straightdope.de? boards.straightdope.co.uk?

No that’s right you don’t. If this message board seems to be biased in favor of Americans, that’s because it is. It’s not some conspiracy by the Americans on this message board to oppress the European posters, either.

It’s obvious to anyone that has seen your posts that you have a gigantic chip on your shoulder when it comes to America and Americans in general, and frankly it baffles me as to why you would choose to stay here and passive-aggressively snark at every poster that has the gall to post U.S.-centric topics and replies on an U.S.-centric message board. Bizarre is the only word for it.

I may receive a warning about this post, as I’m not quite sure if I’m out of line or not, but I certainly see much more than a mere warning in your future.

It’s also pretty funny that the people he’s snarking on aren’t even American.

I’m more worried by why you’ve been in so many womens’ toilets!

I haven’t been in many womens’ toilets, but the signs are ubiquitous in unisex toilets.

Hey, you can’t remember constanze is a she, she can’t remember **An Gadaí **is Irish.

Wait, constanze is a she? God, that completely upsets my entire applecart.

There’s definitely still squat toilets around in Italy, even in quite popular places (Sirmione on Lake Garda, for instance, has one directly on a beach). The water is safe to drink pretty much everywhere in Europe, I think.

And if I had made an assumption about constanze’s behavior solely based on thinking she was a he, you might have had a point.

In constanze’s world, anyone who says anything negative about Europe must automatically be an American.

Huh?

“.com” means worldwide. If it ends in “.us” it’s aimed primarily at Americans.

I think what you’re mistaking is that because it in in English (the language of England) that it is primarily American. In fact, it’s a polyglot lot; which is often only apparent if a cultural reference or odd name betrays the fact that most 21st century inhabitants of the tubes are geographically indistinguishable.

I understand too that first w in “www” means “world”, and the second means “wide”. As opposed to a narrow world view…

Pffh, have you been to London? It’s a vile excuse for H2O in the pipes there!

FWIW, I’ve only ever seen the squat style loos at the Samaria Gorge in Europe. There’s not much plumbing halfway down a 16km ravine, so I think they can be excused.

OK, you don’t like the taste - but how is it unsafe?

I’ve died from it at least three times since Christmas.

What’s a “poop shelf”? From the context it sounds like it is neither a hole in the floor type squat toilet nor a porcelain throne type sitting toilet.

It’s a throne type sitting toilet with a shelf in the bowl. The flush slides the shite off the shelf into the downpipe. Here’s an article with pics:

http://blog.young-germany.de/2010/02/on-the-ledge-german-toilets/

No, it’s a regular sitting toilet, but the bowl isn’t quite bowl-shaped – it has a shallow end and a deep end, like a swimming pool. Towards the front, it is very shallow and is usually not submerged in the water and your poop tends to stay on that “shelf” until you flush.

Yes, so you can slice it up and examine it.

The denigrating attitude is entirely in your head.