Bar none. No contest, hands down, does for fucking stupid what Gibraltar does for rocks.
Tom Tancredo (R, Shitforbrains, CO)
If attacked by radical extremist Catholics, would he suggest we vaporize the Vatican and liquify Lourdes? If the Dali Lama give us too much attitude, its look out, Lhasa!
And if the Pantheists are to blame, we blow up everything! And I do mean Everything!
I expect to hear from Molly Ivins on this droll bit of news. I know what she will say: this time, the dumbest motherfucker isn’t a Texan!
The Islamic terrorist propaganda division just packed up and went home. Why bother?