Why, oh why won’t Tom Cruise be a more benevolent leader to the people of Earth? Must he hurt people’s feelings in all these interviews he’s contractually obligated to give? It’s like he doesn’t respect the position of political and legislative power that he doesn’t have. Who is he to think he can answer questions posed to him in any fashion he sees fit.
First, he refuses to hide his relationship with his girlfriend. Then he calls a man who sprayed him in the face with water a jerk. A JERK! Can you imagine how much something like that hurts coming from a luminary like Tom Cruise! I’m so glad they stopped reporting on those boring news stories to run the clips of that guy getting his comeuppance 24/7. Otherwise we wouldn’t know what a jerk that guy was…cause he really was a jerk, a real big jerk.
Then he went and insulted Brooke Shields. I hate it when celebrities fight, and make the common people choose sides. It’s such a tough choice because I care about both of them so much. How could he say that about her? Suddenly Susan was a pretty good show. Doesn’t he understand he not allowed to talk about certain things in mixed company?
Then he belittled Matt Lauer. Matt Lauer, the man who works with Al Roker, the guy who hands it off to the local guy, who gives me my weather report every morning. Every fucking morning! Tom Crusie doesn’t tell me the weather every morning. At most, I get 3 movies a year. Then he goes back to taking care of his kids and living his own life like the selfish bastard that he is.
Matt Lauer, OTOH is there to enrich my life everday. Matt Lauer deserves some god damn respect. You can’t treat a fawning, shallow, parasitic celebrity whore like a piece of garbage. We need to appreciate him, and you do too Tom. His Carmen Sandiego-esque trips around the world are done for all of us. ALL OF US!!!
Mr Cruise’s behavior is really making me start to question his acting skills. I don’t know if could enjoy Risky Business anymore. It’s just not the same. I love the movie, but I’m not in love with the man. Our relationship has changed. I just can’t respect a man who doesn’t have to good sense to filter out all of the unpopular things he’s said. It’s as if he doesn’t care about the feelings of people he doesn’t know.
I just wish I could go back to when Tom Cruise only talked about adopting black kids, suing people who claim he’s gay, crappy soft-core porn movies with his wife, and invisalign braces. I used to think he was good guy, like his characters I remember from such films as Top Gun, Jerry McGuire, and Mission Impossible. But now I know he’s like the characters I remember from films such as Collateral and Magnolia. And I fucking hate Magnolia. Fuck you Tom Cruise! You’re the real jerk.