Tomorrow, class, we discuss Fire Safety.

Coroner Discussing Gun Safety Shoots Self

Oooh, i love those fire safety classes with Fire Marshall Bill!

Can someone explain to me why he thought a boat ramp was a good place to teach a weapons safety class?

“Hey, everyone’s trying to manuver trailers and pair or unpair watercraft. Let’s take a gun down there.”

It was 11:00 at night. I’m guessing the demonstration was what you might call “impromptu.”

Guesses on his blood alcohol level?

Um, no, sir, I think the word you’re looking for is not “safe”. It’s “lucky.” And, yes, you have been.

Oh, don’t bother buying any lottery tickets any time soon.

[HHGTTG] Ah,' said Arthur, this is obviously some strange usage of the word “safe” that I wasn’t previously aware of.’ [/HHGTTG]

As he didn’t die, I don’t feel too bad about LMAO.

It was the “How to shoot while standing on algae” class. He was demonstrating what could go wrong.

Give that man an award.