Too many laws!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Too Many Laws!

-by hardy parkerson
The phone’s been a-ringin’
Off the wall.
People with problems
Continue to call.
“Too many lawyers,”
I’ve heard ‘em say.
But I say, “We don’t
Have enough today.”
People got problems
And serious ones too;
Come see the lawyer
To learn what to do.
Some of ‘em even got
A few bucks to pay;
And when they do,
It makes my day.
Law books’ becomin’
A thing of the past.
Wonder how long
This thing’s gonna last.
Just got a call from the F.B.I.;
Wants to talk to my client
Who ain’t gonna lie.
I need a break,
Just a brief pause.
It’s not too many lawyers,
But too many laws!
[AUTHOR’S NOTES: Written Apr 1, 2005
© All rights reserved]

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Which laws, specifically, do you think we can do without, and why?

Or did you mean to put this in Cafe Society?

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Does J.D. stand for Juvenile Delinquent?

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I know there is a copyright notice, but I’m writing a three act play based on this poem.

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More of Hardy Parkerson’s verses. (I couldn’t call them poetry.)

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Shit, that’s a lot of stuff. Okay, the play is now a Rock Opera and I’ve tentatively attached Meatloaf and Shania Twain to play the lead roles.

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And the rent is too damn high!

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I am guessing that this was intended for MPSIMS as there is nothing resembling a debate, here.
(It actually reads more like a BBQ Pit rant, except that it is too frivolous.)

Off you go.

[ /Moderating ]