Four or more is an experiment well worth dying for 
:smack:
I meant three, cut in half.
No, there isn’t because even if you have enough that your sides hurt, there’s the perfect analgesic to make you feel well again.
Do you mean 6 half-slices? That’s very different. Save a few slices for mid-morning snack.
Yes. But it sounds like more when you say it that way. It was only three rashers.
And yeah, the extras were a mid-morning snack. 
I LOVE Bacon. However, “de gustibus not est disputadum”.
I also think redheads are superior sex partners, bu … uh… there you go.
Man, this thread bring back fond memories.
The AFB I used to work out had a new deli/sandwich shop right outside the gate. IIRC they were a Boarshead distributor. Their subs/sandwiches were huge and cheap. Typically, I ate a half for lunch and kept the other half for most of my dinner that night. They had some great sandwiches. Had something called a Top Gun or sumptin with tobasco and lots of pepperjack cheese and corned beef that was the bomb.
But, man o man, their BLT subs! It wasnt like a few strips you usually see elsewhere. It was more like half a package of bacon or more. How they made any money on the sucker was beyond me. I’d almost go into a bacon/fat coma for a few hours after eating half one of those. I have yet to get more bacon for the buck than I did at that place…
this
Sounds a little bit…unAmerican to me. Maybe your roommate is a terrorist sympathizer.
I think she wouldn’t be a fan of Epic Meal Time 
Shoes likes this.
This heretic is obviously not worthy of your porcine gifts. Get a new roomate at once, and do not waste anymore of the blessed sacrament on this Philistine!
These are some examples of three words that may parse as a sentence, but are nonsensical:
Pinkness Drags Oaks,
Smoggy Chestnuts Bray,
Too Much Bacon.
I love this, it makes your own liver start cranking out extra opioids.
I’ve heard a similar phrase that I don’t understand either: “Too much garlic.” 
What she meant was “That’s too much bacon (save some to eat plain)”.
Obviously you can’t literally have too much bacon, but I like to save 3-4 slices to eat plain after a bacon sandwich/muffin.
Really, you didn’t have enough bacon.
Yeah, my roommate once put down a dessert I’d made and said “Too sweet.”
I had that same Does Not Compute Moment, where the words made a non-concept.
(Too much bacon = Too much sugar = Too much goodness = Too much hope)
Any bacon is too much bacon. 
That is awesome!
The first time my sweetie and I overnighted at a hotel, the hotel breakfast buffet had bacon. I had a plate of bacon and some fruit. Apparantly that was the day my sweetie decided I was marriage material.
I make 9 slices of bacon for breakfast on weekends (Fri, Sat, and Sun).
Why 9?
Because only 9 will fit on my microwave bacon cooking thingy 
One up top horizontally, 7 vertically across the middle, one horizontally across the bottom.