Tool-using grizzlies? We’re pretty much doomed now.
Quick, somebody tell Colbert!
Oh, believe me, he’s ON IT! “Vacation”, My Ass!
Aw, man, does this mean now I’ve got to worry about bears hotwiring my car and driving off with it?
Because she’s smarter than the aaaverage bear.
Because BEARS!
Well, I’m not really surprised. After all, bears discovered fire almost a quarter of a century ago…
I’m not worried about bears using simple tools. When they start using power tools we’re all in trouble.
That’s bad enough, but once they start using toilets they are going to thoroughly discombobulate humanity.
I do not want to end up as some ‘romantic’ human skin rug, thankyouverymuch.
They have as much of a right to bear arms as the next guy … more even.
The only thing that surprises me in the OP’s link is that anyone still thinks hanging food in a tree is good enough to keep it away from bears. The black bears in the Sierra had that trick figured out long ago.
I, for one, welcome my ursine overlords
You think that’s bad??? Now Orcas are hunting on dry land
You don’t watch too many toilet paper ads, do you?