The fug? People are reenacting 100-year old dental procedures?
I’ve seen one used recently by a clerk at a McDonalds in the US who was making change outside (apparently the drive-through lane people like or are forced
to work outdoors occasionally).
What about ditto machines? I remember the ditto sheets with the purple ink from the mid-eighties. There are probably plenty sitting in school storage closets, but are they still being made in these days of laser printers and photocopiers?
Congratulations, today’s your lucky day. I agree with you 100%. You are absolutely correct that statistically it has to happen (and just, in fact, did). 
Is anyone still making manual typewriters?