Topgear comes to the South. Will not return.

Would virgin sacrifice do?

Naked hot female virgins?

Surprised? No. Embarrassed and angry at the stupidity of people in the South? Sure. The “provocation” was painting their cars with signs about homosexual love, that NASCAR sucks, and Hillary Clinton for President. But that doesn’t excuse the sister-fuckers from threatening them, throwing rocks at them, and chasing them.

Hedley Lamarr: Give the Governor harrumph!

You have to also remember that a lot of Top Gear is actually heavily scripted. About 99.9% of what appears to happen spontaneously is actually pre-planned.

No. May.

No, as of last week, it’s Australia that *Top Gear *is never coming back to.

It’s all balanced out by Clarkson’s anti-American frothing.

The constant harping about “fat, stupid Americans” is always amusing to me because Hammond is the only one of the three that’s not carrying a spare tire.

Speaking as someone who grew up in Texas, I don’t think you can exaggerate rednecks’ reactions.

I didn’t say I wasn’t amused. I’m a big fan of the show.

Can someone explain to me what Top Gear is actually about? I mean, I’ve watched a few episodes, but I don’t understand it. As near as I can tell:

  1. There are two semi-moronic English guys who are into cars.
  2. They have an audience.
  3. The audience doesn’t have chairs.
  1. it’s three semi-moronic English guys who are into cars

I have a feeling that their humour has gone way over your head. You have spectacularly missed the point. They take the piss out of everyone equally and the only small group of people that are disproportionally targeted are themselves.

How can anyone watch it and not get this?

Thats the point. Its not about the show but about intolerance.

Exactly. What do you think those that were on there said when Obama was elected?

I think that it was originally supposed to be about reviewing cars kind of like MotorTrend was twenty years ago, but it’s evolved into something different.

In my opinion, the funniest episodes are the ones where they have some sort of bizarre challenge that they have to compete such as the one where they try to use a Reliant Robin as a space shuttle and they launch it with predictable results. The travel episodes can be funny such as the one where they drive across Bolivia.

Ah, he’s just sore because everyone kept confusing him with Greg from The Wiggles.

Then you should post at popthatzit.com.

But they did return, didn’t they. That’s been pointed out and you still try to defend your broad brush nonsense. Tell me, are your mother and your sister the same person? Yuk, yuk, yuk…