“I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said, ‘Hey… you’ve got weasels on your face.’” - Albuquerque
“'Cause I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self service pumps” - One More MInute
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity - Amish Paridise
“I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said, ‘Hey… you’ve got weasels on your face.’” - Albuquerque
“'Cause I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self service pumps” - One More MInute
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity - Amish Paradise
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it - Eat It
“I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said, ‘Hey… you’ve got weasels on your face.’” - Albuquerque
“'Cause I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self service pumps” - One More MInute
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity - Amish Paradise
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it - Eat It
Hey, do you remember when we broke in Larry’s house late at night and tied his mouth with a rag? Then we dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest and stuffed him in a big plastic bag. - I Remember Larry
“I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said, ‘Hey… you’ve got weasels on your face.’” - Albuquerque
“'Cause I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self service pumps” - One More MInute
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity - Amish Paradise
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it - Eat It
I should be there on Broadway / Knockin’ em dead in Twelve Angry Men,
But instead I’m here telling these lame jokes / again and again and again and again / and again and again and again - Skipper Dan
“I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said, ‘Hey… you’ve got weasels on your face.’” - Albuquerque
“'Cause I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self service pumps” - One More MInute
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity - Amish Paradise
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it - Eat It
Hey, do you remember when we broke in Larry’s house late at night and tied his mouth with a rag? Then we dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest and stuffed him in a big plastic bag. - I Remember Larry
I should be there on Broadway / Knockin’ em dead in Twelve Angry Men,
But instead I’m here telling these lame jokes / again and again and again and again / and again and again and again - Skipper Dan
When I walk out to get mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I’m a lucky man I’m the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode
I’m gonna need my own zipcode - Fat
“I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said, ‘Hey… you’ve got weasels on your face.’” - Albuquerque
“'Cause I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self service pumps” - One More MInute
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity - Amish Paradise
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it - Eat It
Hey, do you remember when we broke in Larry’s house late at night and tied his mouth with a rag? Then we dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest and stuffed him in a big plastic bag. - I Remember Larry
I should be there on Broadway / Knockin’ em dead in Twelve Angry Men,
But instead I’m here telling these lame jokes / again and again and again and again / and again and again and again - Skipper Dan
When I walk out to get mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I’m a lucky man I’m the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode
I’m gonna need my own zipcode - Fat
“You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future’s up to you
So whatcha gonna do?” - Dare To Be Stupid
“I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said, ‘Hey… you’ve got weasels on your face.’” - Albuquerque
“'Cause I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self service pumps” - One More MInute
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity - Amish Paradise
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it - Eat It
Hey, do you remember when we broke in Larry’s house late at night and tied his mouth with a rag? Then we dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest and stuffed him in a big plastic bag. - I Remember Larry
I should be there on Broadway / Knockin’ em dead in Twelve Angry Men,
But instead I’m here telling these lame jokes / again and again and again and again / and again and again and again - Skipper Dan
When I walk out to get mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I’m a lucky man I’m the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode
I’m gonna need my own zipcode - Fat
“You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future’s up to you
So whatcha gonna do?” - Dare To Be Stupid
“And soon you’ve got black helicopters comin’ cross the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: There’s always someone that’s watching you
And still the government won’t admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don’t mind that, I’m protected 'cause I made this hat” - Foil
[quote=“knoodler, post:4147, topic:996687, full:true”] Favorite lines from Weird Al songs
“I’ll never forget the first thing she said to me. She said, ‘Hey… you’ve got weasels on your face.’” - Albuquerque
“'Cause I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self service pumps” - One More MInute
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity - Amish Paradise
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it - Eat It
Hey, do you remember when we broke in Larry’s house late at night and tied his mouth with a rag? Then we dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest and stuffed him in a big plastic bag. - I Remember Larry
I should be there on Broadway / Knockin’ em dead in Twelve Angry Men,
But instead I’m here telling these lame jokes / again and again and again and again / and again and again and again - Skipper Dan
When I walk out to get mail It measures on the Richter scale Down at the beach I’m a lucky man I’m the only one who gets a tan If I have one more pie a la mode
I’m gonna need my own zipcode - Fat
“You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future’s up to you
So whatcha gonna do?” - Dare To Be Stupid
“And soon you’ve got black helicopters comin’ cross the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: There’s always someone that’s watching you
And still the government won’t admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don’t mind that, I’m protected 'cause I made this hat” - Foil
You’ve gotta be the dumbest newbie I’ve ever seen
You’ve got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito? -It’s All About the Pentiums.
“I finally like myself. At last, I like myself.” - Harry Chapin, Sequel
The Band Played Waltzing Matilda "So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed, and they shipped us back home to Australia The legless, the armless, the blind, the insane, those proud wounded heroes of Suvla And as our ship pulled into Circular Quay, I looked at the place where me legs used to be And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me; to grieve, to mourn, and to pity."
“I finally like myself. At last, I like myself.” - Harry Chapin, Sequel
The Band Played Waltzing Matilda "So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed, and they shipped us back home to Australia
The legless, the armless, the blind, the insane, those proud wounded heroes of Suvla*
And as our ship pulled into Circular Quay, I looked at the place where me legs used to be*
And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me; to grieve, to mourn, and to pity."*
“I’d trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday” - Kris Kristofferson - Bobbiy McGee
“I finally like myself. At last, I like myself.” - Harry Chapin, Sequel
The Band Played Waltzing Matilda "So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed, and they shipped us back home to Australia
The legless, the armless, the blind, the insane, those proud wounded heroes of Suvla*
And as our ship pulled into Circular Quay, I looked at the place where me legs used to be*
And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me; to grieve, to mourn, and to pity."*
“I’d trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday” - Kris Kristofferson - Bobbiy McGee
“Not a day goes by, Not a blessed day. But you’re still somewhere part of my life And you won’t go away.” - Bernadette Peters - Not A Day Goes By
“I finally like myself. At last, I like myself.” - Harry Chapin, Sequel
The Band Played Waltzing Matilda "So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed, and they shipped us back home to Australia
The legless, the armless, the blind, the insane, those proud wounded heroes of Suvla*
And as our ship pulled into Circular Quay, I looked at the place where me legs used to be*
And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me; to grieve, to mourn, and to pity."*
“I’d trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday” - Kris Kristofferson - Bobbiy McGee
“Not a day goes by, Not a blessed day. But you’re still somewhere part of my life And you won’t go away.” - Bernadette Peters - Not A Day Goes By
“So we stand alone, And we act so strong, We’re all such worldly souls, Then we find one day, We’ve lost our way, And our love’s the last to know” - Bob Seger
“I finally like myself. At last, I like myself.” - Harry Chapin, Sequel
The Band Played Waltzing Matilda "So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed, and they shipped us back home to Australia
The legless, the armless, the blind, the insane, those proud wounded heroes of Suvla*
And as our ship pulled into Circular Quay, I looked at the place where me legs used to be*
And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me; to grieve, to mourn, and to pity."*
“I’d trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday” - Kris Kristofferson - Bobbiy McGee
“Not a day goes by, Not a blessed day. But you’re still somewhere part of my life And you won’t go away.” - Bernadette Peters - Not A Day Goes By
“So we stand alone, And we act so strong, We’re all such worldly souls, Then we find one day, We’ve lost our way, And our love’s the last to know” - Bob Seger
“And then one day you find ten years have gone behind you” - Time, Pink Floyd
“I finally like myself. At last, I like myself.” - Harry Chapin, Sequel
The Band Played Waltzing Matilda "So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed, and they shipped us back home to Australia
The legless, the armless, the blind, the insane, those proud wounded heroes of Suvla*
And as our ship pulled into Circular Quay, I looked at the place where me legs used to be*
And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me; to grieve, to mourn, and to pity."*
“I’d trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday” - Kris Kristofferson - Bobbiy McGee
“Not a day goes by, Not a blessed day. But you’re still somewhere part of my life And you won’t go away.” - Bernadette Peters - Not A Day Goes By
“So we stand alone, And we act so strong, We’re all such worldly souls, Then we find one day, We’ve lost our way, And our love’s the last to know” - Bob Seger
“And then one day you find ten years have gone behind you” - Time, Pink Floyd
“The last to know if you’re happy now / Or if he’s cheated on you Like I cheated on you, oh / You were the last to know” - Always the Last to Know, Del Amitri
I’ve got a great live version of that one. You feel his remorse at the end.
“I finally like myself. At last, I like myself.” - Harry Chapin, Sequel
The Band Played Waltzing Matilda "So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed, and they shipped us back home to Australia
The legless, the armless, the blind, the insane, those proud wounded heroes of Suvla*
And as our ship pulled into Circular Quay, I looked at the place where me legs used to be*
And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me; to grieve, to mourn, and to pity."*
“I’d trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday” - Kris Kristofferson - Bobbiy McGee
“Not a day goes by, Not a blessed day. But you’re still somewhere part of my life And you won’t go away.” - Bernadette Peters - Not A Day Goes By
“So we stand alone, And we act so strong, We’re all such worldly souls, Then we find one day, We’ve lost our way, And our love’s the last to know” - Bob Seger
“And then one day you find ten years have gone behind you” - Time, Pink Floyd
“The last to know if you’re happy now / Or if he’s cheated on you Like I cheated on you, oh / You were the last to know” - Always the Last to Know, Del Amitri
“You were riding on your mother’s hip/She was shorter than the corn/All the years you took from her/Just by being born” - Jason Isbell, “Children of Children”
“I finally like myself. At last, I like myself.” - Harry Chapin, Sequel
The Band Played Waltzing Matilda "So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed, and they shipped us back home to Australia
The legless, the armless, the blind, the insane, those proud wounded heroes of Suvla*
And as our ship pulled into Circular Quay, I looked at the place where me legs used to be*
And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me; to grieve, to mourn, and to pity."*
“I’d trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday” - Kris Kristofferson - Bobbiy McGee
“Not a day goes by, Not a blessed day. But you’re still somewhere part of my life And you won’t go away.” - Bernadette Peters - Not A Day Goes By
“So we stand alone, And we act so strong, We’re all such worldly souls, Then we find one day, We’ve lost our way, And our love’s the last to know” - Bob Seger
“And then one day you find ten years have gone behind you” - Time, Pink Floyd
“The last to know if you’re happy now / Or if he’s cheated on you Like I cheated on you, oh / You were the last to know” - Always the Last to Know, Del Amitri
“You were riding on your mother’s hip/She was shorter than the corn/All the years you took from her/Just by being born” - Jason Isbell, “Children of Children”
“I remember, yeah yeah yeah I remember, ooh I remember, Lord I remember Lord I remember, huh huh Ooh Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah! Uh-huh! uh huh! I remember, I remember” - Night Moves - Bob Seger
“I finally like myself. At last, I like myself.” - Harry Chapin, Sequel
The Band Played Waltzing Matilda "So they gathered the crippled, the wounded, the maimed, and they shipped us back home to Australia
The legless, the armless, the blind, the insane, those proud wounded heroes of Suvla*
And as our ship pulled into Circular Quay, I looked at the place where me legs used to be*
And thanked Christ there was nobody waiting for me; to grieve, to mourn, and to pity."*
“I’d trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday” - Kris Kristofferson - Bobbiy McGee
“Not a day goes by, Not a blessed day. But you’re still somewhere part of my life And you won’t go away.” - Bernadette Peters - Not A Day Goes By
“So we stand alone, And we act so strong, We’re all such worldly souls, Then we find one day, We’ve lost our way, And our love’s the last to know” - Bob Seger
“And then one day you find ten years have gone behind you” - Time, Pink Floyd
“The last to know if you’re happy now / Or if he’s cheated on you Like I cheated on you, oh / You were the last to know” - Always the Last to Know, Del Amitri
“You were riding on your mother’s hip/She was shorter than the corn/All the years you took from her/Just by being born” - Jason Isbell, “Children of Children”
“I remember, yeah yeah yeah I remember, ooh I remember, Lord I remember Lord I remember, huh huh Ooh Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah! Uh-huh! uh huh! I remember, I remember” - Night Moves - Bob Seger
It’s my life, and it’s better left to chance / I might have missed the pain / but I’d have had to miss the dance. – ‘The Dance’, Garth Brooks