Tout the virtues of traveling in your own home state!

I just got back from a short road trip around Kansas with my mother. We visited a variety of places, some of which are important destinations, and some of which are what might be called roadside attractions. But even the latter are fund and can be educational and interesting.

So I’m going to give you the tale of my trip. I did anothet two years ago and saw an assortment of other places. Some of those I visited again this time, but many were new.

I invite you to tout the trips you’ve made to see the wonders of your own states.
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On Tuesday we started at the following site.*
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Davis Memorial-Hiawatha, Kansas*

Leaving Hiawatha we were about halfway to the next stop when our left rear tire blew out on Highway 36. We’d hardly had time to get the cell phone out when two truckers stopped, and the Highway Patrol showed up. The guys changed the tire in nothing flat. My mom tried to give them something for their trouble, but they didn’t want payment, so she asked if they had a church or charity they favored. The one dude said he supported the Wounded Warrior Project, so mom said use it for that, and he said he would. I don’t think the whole episode took twenty minutes, when it could have been a real trial.

Next we wanted to look for black squirrels in Marysville, Kansas. Didn’t see any, but we visited the county museum, housed in the former courthouse. It was really neat.
http://www.visitmarysvilleks.org/index.html

It may be a wide spot in the road, but the geographic center of the continental US is outside Lebanon, Kansas. There’s a marker, picnic tables, a tiny chapel , a flag pole, and a nice view of the surrounding countryside.

What says roadside attractions better than a humongous ball of sisal twine?

We stayed the night at an older motel in Plainville, KS. It wasn’t one of the new chain types, in fact it had the old-fashioned keys with a numbered placard for your room. Not fancy, but clean, secure, and inexpensive. I’d stay there again anytime.

On to Ft. Hays and the Sternberg Museum of Natural History. I loved the usual fossil exhibits, but learned a lot from an exhibit called “From Fear to Fasssssscination” It had specimens of all twenty-two species of rattlesnakes found in the US. This exhibit is so popular with kids that the gift shop sells the heck out of stuffed rattlesnake toys in vivid colors not found in nature! LOL

Also in Fr. Hays there is the Ellis County Historical Museum. These folks running the place do a great job on a shoestring, I found the exhibits educational and absorbing.
http://www.elliscountyhistoricalmuseum.org/index.asp?DocumentID=155
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On to Victoria, Kansas, and a church building that in 1911 was the biggest west of the Mississippi. It’s hard to describe how magnificent the minor basilica of St. Fidelis is. And what is better is that it’s still an active congregation. Visitors can come in anytime and look around, they feel safe in letting them do this without supervision.
This link is to images of the exterior and interior of this magnificent building.*
https://www.google.com/search?q=st.+fidelis+church+victoria+ks&biw=1024&bih=679&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwigj_Tgit7OAhVH0mMKHR0kDn4QsAQIOw&dpr=1
This is a link to the history of St. Fidelis.

On we went to Lucas, Kansas, home of the weird and wonderful Garden of Eden. Mom and I visited it two years ago, so we didn’t tour it again, but here’s a link.

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This time our intention was to visit a grassroots art center in the main part of town. It was our only disappointment of the trip, part was closed off and no looking around allowed. I think they were getting ready for some upcoming weekend events, nobody even emerged from the back of the place to greet us, much less take admission. I wouldn’t have paid anyway for the little we were able to see.

From Lucas to Salina, Kansas, where we spent the night at a standard type of motel, a Super 8.

Leaving Salina this morning the next destination was a site outside of Minneapolis, Kansas called Rock City… If you are looking for a highly developed tourist attraction this isn’t it. What would YOU call a scattering of large limestone boulders scattered over a couple of acres. I call it cook. One could wander around and look at the fantastic formations, and only imagine what must lie buried in the surrounding area. Small information center and gift store, kept up solely by local residents, who are doing a damn fine job of it*. Rock City (Minneapolis, Kansas) - YouTube

*The final stop was in Abilene, Kansas, with a visit to the historic Seelye Mansion. This isn’t a big house, it’s a MANSION. Twenty five rooms, eleven of which are guest rooms. Built in 1905 the house and furnishings cost over $100000 dollars. Back then that bought a lot of house. The couple that owned it had two daughters who never married and lived in the house until their death in the 1980’s. The wiring is almost all original, done with the help of Thomas Edison. Many of the fine furnishings were purchased at the St. Louis World’s Fair of 1904. ***Believe me when I say this tour is worth a trip in itself. *** *Seelye Mansion - Abilene, Kansas

There was one year my wife and I took a short “stay-cation” in the area. We hit the Konza Prairie in Manhattan, the Brookville Hotel in Abilene (family style fried chicken dinner), the Tallgrass Prairie in Chase County, Chase County courthouse, spent the night in a quaint little hotel in Council Grove… It was really fun.

There’s a lot of cool stuff in Kansas that I’ve always wanted to check out but never have. The air museum in Liberal, the Cosmosphere in Hutchinson, the world’s largest hand dug well, Big Brutus… One of these days I’m going to take a week of vacation and get on my motorcycle and just ride around the state.

See, that’s the advantage of being from Connecticut. You can drive around the whole state and pretty much see everything of interest (admittedly, not much) in a day.

If you go to Hutchinson to see the Cosmosphere don’t forget the salt mine tour.

I’ve seen Big Brutus too. Good lord, until you’ve stood beside that machine the numbers on how big it is don’t mean squat. Well worth the trip.

I mentioned St. Fidelis in Victoria, even if one is not religious that place is a work of art. Like I said visitors aren’t even supervised they have the freedom to just walk in and look around. The towers are tall enough that they can be see across the fields from I-70.

I haven’t seen the well in Greensburg yet, I’m marking it down for another trip.

Well, let’s see, what can I say about traveling in California?

I hate driving in the metropolitan areas, but there are tons and tons of cultural attractions to be found in cities all up and down the state. There are mountains and forests and deserts and 800-plus miles of coastline to explore. There are roadside attractions and historical sites galore and a great collection of National and State Parks. I’ll admit that there are a few(?) too many people and prices are a little(?) high, but California has as much to offer as almost any other state…or country, for that matter.

Come see beautiful South Dakota! Then see the exact same thing for the next six hours! Who needs to be distracted by highway exits, scenery, or gas stations? You’ll love listening to books on tape and falling asleep at the wheel as you travel through vast tracts of endless nothingness.

You can also enjoy such sights as:

- The Badlands - In a state full of nothing, we found a spot with less-than-nothing and made a park out of it. It’s so barren and empty that they used it as the desolate death planet in Starship Troopers.

- Wall Drug - Why sell kitschy tourist crap at a hundred little stores when you can sell it all at one giant store?

- Mount Rushmore - You’ll stare in wonder at giant likenesses of our Presidents for like five minutes, and then go back to playing with your phone.

- Crazy Horse Memorial - In case you saw Mount Rushmore and wondered, what would a shitty work-in-progress version of this look like?

**- Deadwood - **Because HBO lied to you.

- The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally - Want to pretend you’re in a motorcycle gang but get turned off by the meth and the violence? Come check out our sanitized Disney World version of Sons of Anarchy! You might see Larry the Cable Guy!

- Prairie Dog Town - For people who liked *Meerket Manor *but don’t actually want to go to Africa.

- Ellsworth Air Force Base - The Cold War leftover that will never die!

- Pine Ridge - The most impoverished place in the entire USA.

So come visit South Dakota! It’s like watching paint dry, but there are more Indians!

Oregon

Crater Lake: gorgeous views, beautiful water, rim drive around the crater

Smith Rock: In the middle of nowhere flatland is this mini grand canyon that is a magnet for rock climbers from all over the world.

Painted Hills: in eastern Oregon in the John Day Fossil Beds area

Mt. Hood and Timberline Lodge: tons of hiking trails, campgrounds and ski area. The lodge was originally build by the WPA and CCC during FDR’s regime. It’s spectacular.

Oregon petroglyphs

Oregon Coast: 'nuff said.

Columbia River Gorge: waterfalls, trails, beer, wine, water sports

Oregon wine country: a shitload of wineries producing world-class and award-winning Pinot Noir, among others.

Wallowa Mountains, lake and valley: one of the prettiest farming and recreational areas you’d ever want to see.

State parks with awesome scenery. I just spent the day with the sprog and his Boy Scout troop at Lehigh Gorge State Park. We have mountains, forests, rivers, lakes, and other stuff. Here are 25 more to check out.

We have some cities with cool stuff to do. Pittsburgh has the Strip District, which has great food, the Carnegie Science Center, the Heinz History Museum, the Andy Warhol Museum, the University of Pittsburgh, the Arboretum at Schenley Park, and a lot of other stuff that I’d like to see next time we go to Pittsburgh. In fact, I’m feeling a trip coming on soon. :smiley:

Also in western PA are Fallingwater and James Stewart’s birthplace, among other places.

We have amusement parks, although I don’t know that I’d trust some of the coasters at Hersheypark. Speaking of Hershey, we have chocolate and other snack foods. And Amish. Yes, the horse-and-buggy thing is real and yes, they are a pain in the ass if you get stuck behind one you can’t pass.

We are the epicenter of American history. We’ve got battlefields galore (and if you want to go to Gettysburg, I’m happy to meet you for lunch and/or dinner), and Philadelphia has Independence Mall where you can see chairs in which our Founding Fathers’ asses sat, the Philadelphia Art Museum with the Rocky steps, the Franklin Institute (say hi to my friend Rachael, who works there), the Love and the Clothespin statues.

I could go on, but I won’t. Here’s the PA Tourism website.

+1 for Pennsylvania. I went to school in the wonderful city of Philly, white-water rafted in the Poconos, and generally view it as a lovely state. In fact one of my favorite parts of going back home to Michigan was driving through the mountains of Pennsylvania.

As for my beautiful home state of Michigan, I’m planning a trip to Michigan’s Upper Peninsula for the first time in years, and I believe we’ll be going further north than we ever have before. We plan to hit the waterfalls and scenic routes. From what I recall the UP is extremely rural and full of natural beauty. I’ll report back after Labor Day.

ETA: Chihuahua, that was priceless.

I got a postcard from Philadelphia in one of the exchanges.

It was a place I’ve seen on TV, sounded right up my alley.

The Mutter Museum.

Baker I’ve heard great things about it, but I’m kind of a wimp.