Track the Chinese rocket that's coming down out of control

If anyone is interested, Skyrobot on Youtube is showing a live tracking of China’s Long March 5B rocket that’s going to come down sometime in the next day.

They sky is falling! The sky is falling!

(seemed appropriate somehow. Actually cool site, thanks.)

Man, I just had the roof reshingled.

You paid for the rocket-debris warranty, didn’t you?

I cheaped out; I’m only covered for North Korean rockets.

With any luck, it’ll take out Mar-a-Lago.

I’m having flashbacks to Skylab. Still remember John Belushi ranting and raving that it was going to land on his house. And the Skylab Early Warning Helmet, which featured a spike on top designed to give the wearer 0.00193 nanoseconds’ advance notice before it hit your head.

According to this live tracker, the Chinese reported that the rocket reentered just over the Maldives in the Indian Ocean.

Look out Sri Lanka!

Well it looks like it’s coming down again …
(Might be a good idea to wear a hat if you’re gong out.)

and here’s a new live tracker…

I think you meant going

I think you meant going to be gonged

Looks like it’s landed, somewhere near Borneo.
Panic over.