Having watched the first 2/3s of this movie last night, I agree with everything in Cuckoorex’ post. (The unofficially zombie thread guideline is three months, right?)
The kid was an annoying little prick, and I was hoping he’d end up dead. He was basically Ari Gold but without any charm. The Transformers were cheesy as shit and not amusing. Banana peels indeed.
I never watched the Transformers, so it’s entirely possible I’m really missing out, but I don’t think Michael Bay has any business doing comedy. This movie just came off as stupid to this outsider.
And yes, Megan Fox is hot.