Transmission shits like silk

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

As I’ll be in the market for a new (used) vehicle soon, I was looking on eBay at cars as I often do. I was initially considering another large, off-road-capable 4x4 but the rising price of gas has me leaning more and more towards an older Saab or Volvo. In particular I’d love to have a Volvo Bertone Coupe, one of their more unique vehicles. So I was just looking at this one on eBay…

…the car itself looks great, especially the interior…

then:

This really made me laugh…yeah, pretty juvenile, but still hilarious.

(aside: this seller has a lot of bad feedback! He seems like a hack job.)

2

Not the first time this has happened in something about a car. Dave Barry reported in his column where some car magazine had written about the experience of driving one car, and evidently it talked about “the pleasure of a well-timed shit”.
Barry couldn’t quote it directly in a newspaper column, but he quoted it properly, then mentioned they’d left out the “f” in “shift”.

3

No, no. You don’t shit like silk. Silk is shit. Worm shit.

[sub]Well, close enough.[/sub]

4

Commuted 200 miles a day for work. You would have to shit on way.