I was a VERY picky eater as a small child. I wouldn’t eat any foods that had somehow touched another dish, anything with gravy or sauce, nothing soggy, and no mushrooms, onions, or peppers.
(Okay, to be honest, I still maintain most of these eating habits, except for the “food touching other food” thing and the “no sauces” doctrine. Gravy is still a no.)
My parents were fairly lenient at mealtimes (“Try three bites. If you don’t like it after that, you don’t have to finish.”), but they stood firm on one meal.
Chicken a la king.
Dear god, the very words make my stomach shudder. Mom would whip up this skillet full of stuff that looked like baby vomit, pour it over toast, and put it in front of me. It was a gravy based dish, full of mushrooms and pimentos. It was a bunch of blended-up food. It made the bread soggy. It was the nexus of everything I hated. At the age of four, chicken a la king was the most horrific thing that could happen in my life.
For some reason, mom was adamant that I finish every last bite of the stuff. I have memories of forcing bite after bite into my mouth, only to supress the gag reflex moments later. Sure, dad would call it “dynamited chicken” in an attempt to make it fun or something, but I saw through his little game.
These little fiascos made me an even pickier eater, and when little brother came along, he was even worse. Mom eventaully gave up on cooking meals with any kind of variety, and the family settled in for 15+ years of five or six different dinners in constant rotation.
Luckily, these meals did not include the dreaded chicken dish.