Want to see deserts? Open up any National Geographic magazine. Want good times and good food? Go to Philly.
Fly into JFK, stop off in Brooklyn for a bagel and an egg cream, then make a beeline south to Philadelphia (aka: The City of Brotherly Love, or, as I like to think of it, Paris on the Delaware River). Have a typical Philly snack, check in to your hotel and get a good night’s rest. Wake up in the morning and eat a hearty Philly breakfast of scrapple and eggs. Check out a little American history, then walk into literally any eating establishment in center city and order a big, olive-oil-dripping Italian Hoagie for lunch.
Next, for a bit of culture, hit up the Philadelphia Art Museum and immerse yourself in some fine art. For dinner, head on down to South Street and enjoy Philadelphia’s signature culinary delight, then take in a show. After the show, drive a little south for a late nightPhilly snack. Some things bear repeating.
Next day, head west to Lancaster County (aka: Pennsylvania’s Silicon Valley). Mingle with the locals. Have a big slice of shoofly pie, before heading over to the Sweetest Place on Earth for lunch. On the way back to Philly, visit the Mushroom Capital of the World for dinner.
Next day, head east to America’s enchanting Garden State. Mingle with the locals. Have a swell lunch at one of New Jersey’s refined eating establishments (hands off the sexy waitresses, buster!). After lunch, drive slowly through the Pine Barrens so as not to miss the any of the magnificent indigenous wildlife, until you reach the Jersey Shore. Mingle with the locals. Take in a show. Partake of some Jersey shore seafood. Don’t forget dessert. Later, to fatten your financial portfolio, take advantage of some of the Jersey shore’s low risk, high yield investment opportunities.
Then, with wallet fattened, on the way back to Philly, you’ll want to spend some quality time in Camden (NJ’s city of Romance). Drive around the charming back streets, stop and chat with the locals; socialize with the young ladies and find yourself a sweet, new girlfriend to spend a romantic evening or two with. Don’t be thinking of engagement rings just yet though, you’ve got more vacationing to do!
This should bring you to about the half-way point in your vacation. No need to go anywhere else new from now on; simply repeat the last three days exactly. Then go back home with memories aplenty and dreams of returning someday for another Philly vacation. Be sure to get a check-up when you get home, however.
Sure, I poke a little fun at Philadelphia, but it’s where I grew up and I have fond memories. There really is a lot of fun to be had there. Take the Franklin Institute, for instance, they have the most animated tour guides. You certainly won’t find a city with a bigger heart!