Thanks for that, Heart. Using my first and last name gives Michael Draw.
“Frankie Herward” 
Magnus. I like it.
My Travoltafied user name is Brodie Payne which sounds like a bad 80’s TV cop show character (probably a drug dealer).
My real name comes out as Ahmed Seempzon which means I’ll never get though an airport boarding gate again without being searched 
A long lost relative, I presume. Hi, I’m Katie Edjans.
Forbes
Mine was too dumb to count.
As evidence: my first name, Travoltified, is apparently Cameron.
Just, no.
Chantelle.
Slate now seems to be working; for a while I just got it stripped as if the CSS were gone.
On the other hand, they adopted some weird method for links; which instead of just going through html, redirects through something called parsley.
Ghostery automatically blocks redirects.
Rhiannon Palmzer
It could be worse - my daughters are Che and Clarke.
It really seems to need a first and last name to achieve Travolta levels of weirdness.
Katherine!
Bartosz. I kind of like it.
Hollie Ramso
Hi “Katie”. Heart of Dorkness was kind enough to enter my user name since I couldn’t while at work. I’m “Michael Edjans”, nice to meet a relative. We should hook up over a drink or two (or six) and share fond memories.
I think he had his face pulled too tight.
After seeing him on tv, I tweeted, “How did they get a wax statue of John Travolta to walk and talk like that?”
Oh, my username Travoltafized is Cian Warshington.
Rachel with the 72, Rowan without.
“SeldomSeen” Travoltified is… “Solomon”
Actually, I kind of like it.
SS
Ummmm. Me too.
Why not do it to HIM? Jerk Travesty springs to mind.
Poppy 