Trespassing piece of shit!

Just as a favor, I took it upon my self to plant some in your yard. No thanks needed! I’m just that kinda guy! I even made a map, so you would know where they are!
now what did I do with that damn map. It was just here a second ago…

Nursing business a bit slow today?

Well, at least it made me feel better about my net worth. Finally, something I’m above average at.

Land mines, exploding ticks enemas… anyone else getting a little worried about CRorex?

Take them to court and get get them to pay for all the damage. I’m glad you’re not gonna tolerate this shit from them.

I’m having a hard time getting ahold of anyone. I’ve got 2 phone numbers and I’ve left messages on their email. Maybe because it’s the weekend.

You know what else? There are about a gazillion of those sand bags laying all over the streets in the surrounding blocks. They probably fell off cars as they were driven away. What a god damn mess. The street hasn’t looked this shitty since some fuzz nuts spilled paint all over the street. What is fucking wrong with people?