A talented poet named sperfur
Enjoyed being merely a surfer.
…But rather than lurk
…He decided to work
Writing limericks one must defer for.
LostCause tells us he’s very shy
Here online we find that hard to buy
While he’ll talk on the boards
In person, he hoards
His words so you don’t poke his eye
You HATE me! You really really HATE ME!!!
Shopping for groceries is a pain,
So brujo likes the self-checkout lane
No standing in line
He likes this just fine
It keeps him from going insane
P.S. Goo is a lady Doper.
I just found out Goo is a she
My fault - I assumed she’s a he
When changing that letter
You’d think I’d know better
'Cuz above someone did that to me
I didn’t know sperfur’s a dame.
I’m sorry; it’s really a shame.
…But, how could I guess?
…Her name’s not sperfress;
A fact that reduces the blame.
That’s a good one, december!
Underpants.
The above limerick written by december
Haven’t laughed like that since I can remember
I peed in the chair
But my cat didn’t care
On my lap she would sleep 'till September
Wow. I stand agog at your mad limerick skills.
Do you think in limerick all day long?
Ooooh! Ooooh! Get me! I had to have posted something worthy of flame!
All hail the vanity search!
It puts you right back up on your perch.
'Twas a good thing I looked,
'Cause now I am hooked,
where Cecil sermons his church.
I’m itching to get a thread started about me for bad reasons, but hey. Can’t have everything, ya know. . .
Tripler
What can I say?
Can someone do me?
Man, that’s a loaded question . . .
Tripler
I’m not even going to ask.
Of all the names I could have picked
I thought I had this one licked
SRB seemed like it clicked
but Shirley Ujest I couldn’t predict.
Shirley
P.T. Smegma is an odd kind of name
You know smegma’s meaning’s not tame
He’s drunk when he posts
Poop and fart words he boasts
Reminds me of P.T. Barnum of circus fame
I went to the website of SPOOFE
He’s cute! Check his profile for proof
He sometimes writes rants
In his underpants
And other times acts all aloof
sperfur has got quite the gift
Her limmericks give me a lift
She sees I am silly
And wrote me a dilly
I must say her wits are quite swift!
Thanks, lady! 
Do me, do me, please, please, pleeeeeeeze whine
My username is short for “timewaster”